GCD Elf 911

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I really want these thingz

Silver Lighter - virtual item (Wanted)
Gold Lighter - virtual item (Wanted)
Metal Pipe - virtual item (Wanted)
Sailor's Mermaid Tattoo - virtual item (Wanted)
Sailor Anchor Tattoo - virtual item (Wanted)
Red Roses Back Tattoo - virtual item (Wanted)
Wingding (phase one) - virtual item (Wanted) Wingding (phase one) - virtual item (Wanted)
Six Pack - virtual item (Wanted)
Henna tattoo - virtual item (Wanted) Henna tattoo - virtual item (Wanted)
Box of Totally Innocent Objects - virtual item (Wanted) Box of Totally Innocent Objects - virtual item (Wanted)
Angel Wings Back Tattoo - virtual item (Wanted)
Juvie Camp Most Wanted - virtual item (Wanted) Juvie Camp Most Wanted - virtual item (Wanted)
Garnet Cordial - virtual item (Wanted) Garnet Cordial - virtual item (Wanted)
Torture Chamber - virtual item (Wanted) Torture Chamber - virtual item (Wanted)
Execution Tools - virtual item (Wanted) Execution Tools - virtual item (Wanted)

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The Rebel Elf

GCD Elf 911, the trashiest, naughtiest and most rebellious elf around! It's a wonder the big fat man hasn't fired me yet. I get crunk on the job and run around with my tattoo pen. I definitely keep the North Pole bangin' with my big bottle o'whiskey!

I love booze, cigs, welfare food, risque clothing, spiked eggnog and anything else that is trashy. When I happen to be in the gifting spirit (which takes a lot of my own special Christmas "spirit", if you know what I mean) I will be sharin' my favorite things with ya'll. You best quit yo complainin' that "Oh, these are so cheap!" Do that and you will regret it! I might have to get turbo on you! Most of you McSourfaces can eat my shortz!

So *guzzle guzzle* come share a smoke or drink with me!

If you happen to see me in the slammer, do you mind breaking me out?



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Demonique Rawr Report | 03/02/2012 4:02 pm
Demonique Rawr
Thank you for the Emo Glasses! :]
jackfruitcoveredjackfruit Report | 12/19/2010 2:02 pm
jackfruitcoveredjackfruit
Thanks for buying! Have a fun-filled holiday season!
Tantooden Report | 12/07/2010 4:33 am
Tantooden
heart Your welcome
Ballerina-Chan Report | 12/05/2010 7:59 am
Ballerina-Chan
Thank you so much for the gift heart
I will wait and open it on christmas ^^
Ergates Report | 12/05/2010 6:41 am
Ergates
rofl rofl Thank you! heart I'll wear it, but no-one will ever know ninja
Voat Report | 12/04/2010 5:57 pm
Voat
crying it huurrttts ssoo muuuccchhh~

j/k. i can't wait to see what tattoo it is! i'll wait to open it for X-mas. thank you for the gift!

*hands you a spork* i hear these are pretty useful in prison...
Kazeko-sama Report | 12/04/2010 5:55 pm
Kazeko-sama
Thanks for the tat. I'll be sure to bring you a cake with a spork in it so you can dig your way to freedom. ;D
SantaClausIsDead Report | 12/04/2010 5:52 pm
SantaClausIsDead
Thank you GCD Elf 911! The tattoo you gave me will be great to boost my rep when I'm in prison. Gotta be tough if you want to last in there, but I'm sure you already know that razz
Kodushomu Report | 12/04/2010 4:09 pm
Kodushomu
Thank you for the gift~
I'll be saving it until Christmas~
<3
JBKon Report | 12/04/2010 3:42 pm
JBKon
Thank-you <3 Happy holidays :3

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Christmas in jail
I had a little too much to drink
I ain't got no bail
Gotta pee in a pail
and I'm spendin' New Year's Eve in the clink

 
 
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