About

A crotchety old wizard that lives in a ramshackle of a castle in the middle of the woods with his cat, relentlessly hunting little blue creatures called 'smurfs'.

The reality:

I'm Garbhán. My friends call me Gar.
I have a boyfriend, Az, and I adore how possessive he is.
I'm a submissive. I'm not shy about it, either.
I travel Europe frequently. Currently I live in Esch-sur-Alzette, a part of Luxembourg that lies on the border with France.
I have bad teeth and a troublesome back, but I make up for it with double jointedness and flexibility.
I make a prettier lady than a man.
I'm prematurely balding. Without the bald spot visible, I get arsegrabs by men a lot, reguardless of what I wear.
I enjoy ice cream too much.