FYI I am Razorwing

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Location: Horizon City

Occupation: Stand-up Comedian/Supervillain

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Pongo the Ferret
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Forum Badge (CB)
Bass'ken Waders
Laceback Jacket
Scar of Tyrant
Mechanical Mosquito Wings
Ren Doll
Cuttlephones
Those Black 90s Gloves


Still need the ferret, waders, jacket, scar, wings, doll, Cuttlephones.

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Musings

Whatever comes to mind.

It's important to know which countries to conquer first.

About

Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn Razorwing.

So, I used to work at this research institute--night janitor, nothing big--where they made these awesome things for like the military and DARPA and all that s**t. Well, thanks to some bigger corporation, the place went bankrupt. They took all the "important" stuff away and incinerated it, but they left the little things they never got around to fixing up, y'know? Well, I still had my key, so...

It's not stealing if they basically throw it in a dumpster.

So, I took some of the stuff and tinkered with it--tried to make it work. Only things that ever did work were these hover boot things and a set of metal glider wings that fold in for easy transport.

Now, we all have our dreams of being a superhero. Me, I always wanted a bit more than that.

The first heist went smooth as silk, and it was nothin' but cake after that.

Of course, we all have our minor setbacks. Mine was a little more personal than most. Nearly got a friend of mine killed, and my conscience started naggin' at me until I gave in.

My name is Razorwing. I'm not a hero, and I'm not a villain. I am who I am, and that should be enough.

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Luxraen Fury Report | 03/19/2009 11:13 am
Luxraen Fury
Just do it, Raz. Please? For me?
Luxraen Fury Report | 03/17/2009 6:52 pm
Luxraen Fury
Put on some clothes, freak.
Kiwani_Fire_Demon Report | 03/16/2009 7:55 pm
Kiwani_Fire_Demon
Same here. I'm tring to buy all of the Naruto manga vols from
36-44, and games for the PSP.
Kiwani_Fire_Demon Report | 03/16/2009 11:11 am
Kiwani_Fire_Demon
Same here, but I only have to go to five classes
that total 12 hrs. I'm going to college for music
education to become a music teacher at the 4-5th grade level.
Kiwani_Fire_Demon Report | 03/16/2009 9:47 am
Kiwani_Fire_Demon
Mine was last week....I only had two days off
since I only go to school Tuesday and Thursdays.
Kiwani_Fire_Demon Report | 03/16/2009 9:42 am
Kiwani_Fire_Demon
It's only 1142 am over where I live.
Man, that would mean a couple hours closer to
school tomarrow.
Kiwani_Fire_Demon Report | 03/16/2009 9:37 am
Kiwani_Fire_Demon
The same here, tired, and I'm lisening to my playlist that
I made on Projectplaylist.
Kiwani_Fire_Demon Report | 03/16/2009 9:36 am
Kiwani_Fire_Demon
How are you doing?
Kiwani_Fire_Demon Report | 03/16/2009 9:34 am
Kiwani_Fire_Demon
I just want to say hello.
Luxraen Fury Report | 10/18/2008 10:59 am
Luxraen Fury
D'aww, hiya Raz. I need to friend you. I'll do that now. =3

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