miss suzy had a steam boat the
steam boat had a bell, the steam
boat went to hevean, miss suzy
had went to hell-o operater, give
me number nine if you dis-connect
me ill kick you from behined the
frigerator, there was a piece of
glass, miss susy sat upon it, and
cut her little as-k me no more
questions, ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies boys are in the
bathroom zipping up there flies are
in the medows, bees are in the
park, suzy and her boy friend, are
kissing in the d.a.r.k, d.a.r.k,
dark, dark, dark, darker than the
ocean, darker than the sea,
darker than the under wear my mother
gave to me, i know i know my mother,
i know i kow my dad, i know i know my
sissy with a fourty acre bra, my
mom gave me a nickle, my dad gave me
a dime, my sister gave me a boy
friend that kissed me all the
time, my mom took back the nickel,
my dad took back the dime,
my sister took back my boyfriend,
and gave me frankenstein,
he made me do the dishes, he made
me wash the floor, she made me
wash his under wear till i kicked him
out the door, i kicked him over
londen, i kicked him over france,
i kicked him over hawii, to do the hula
dance, i kicked him up to hevean
i kicked him down to hell-o operator
give me number 10 if you dis-connect
me ill sing this song again!!!
99 BOTTLES OF COKE!!!