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About Psycho Pete

My name is not Pete.
To be Frank, no... I am not Frank either. My name is not important and never will be. I will never truly meet any of you.
I live in MA.
This place is hell. Really, there is nothing to do. No where to go and you can never get enough money to get out, because living here is to expensive.
I hate seagulls because of that.
They s**t on EVERYTHING.
I enjoy short walks on the beach.
Forget long walks, that takes effort.
My hair is unmanageable.
YES! I have tried product. Fags.
I eat my veggies.
Sometimes...
I hate sports.
All the time...
I love to tease.
It is true.
I love children... Too much.
... It speaks for itself...

5 Steps To Sucking p***s

1.) No.
2.) No really, stop.
3.) Come on and act your age.
4.) Hey! No touching that.
5.) Okay, maybe a little.

Representation

Naked Photos

Recent Visitors

Currently Dating: You. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME BACK?!

Reasons I Can Not Get A Date:

I am a frozen fetus. Perhaps if I was throbbing like some male extremities things would be different.

I love to talk about girls periods.

I like to cough in your mouth when we make out.

I killed my kitten. Really... Microwave, fire, explodey.

I have a third eye on my chest.

I am a level 9 sex offender. I have only 2,000 EXP before I reach level 10.

I am only interested in little children and most people don't meet that standard.

I like to rape people... A LOT.

I will touch you even though you scream not to. And then hit you for screaming.

I like to cut my body, then stab everyone with the blade to give them AIDS.

I need tweezers to ejaculate.

I only get erect when you wear rubber gloves.

The sunlight makes me cry.

Frozen Fetus

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Last Login: 01/20/2012 12:57 pm

Registered: 08/30/2005

Gender: Male

Location: Hell, MA

Occupation: Serial Killer

Why You're Most Likely Here

You want my a**. Most likely reason. Refer to the right.

You want to comment on how much I suck. Which is bullshit, because I totally hit that unwillingly.

You are my friend... Which is very unlikely.