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I am a magikal rainbow that flys through endless space eating stars as if they were glitery pieces of popcorn! I like to hide in corners singing. I sing songs about when we didnt have to pay electric bills. dont ask me 2 donate cuz i will give u plastic. Now recycle it. I once wrote a biography about the rock who changed lives. I also like to play dress up. Baking cookies is my passion! When i grow up im gonna learn how to use a blender. I have a shovel in my closet. Every night it taunts me with a passion to rule the world. Im alergic to lemons. Advertisements scare me with thier pretty colors. I dont like to watch paint dry. I dont know how to ride a bike. When i was four a clown at the circus asked me what my name was and i wet my pants. I slip down the stairs daily. I hate reading week old magazines. Also, Im not gay. I have a girlfriend. Last week I went to the doctor's. He said I had Tuberculosis. I didn't know what it was so I just laughed. Crabs are my favorite animal. I play with sock puppets before I go to bed every night. Money gives me a rash. My pet fish isn't a fish. I'm so happy I could shiit on the floor. I haven't done anything important in the last few years. My parents tell me I'm not their child and to go home to my parents. My favorite plant is the rock. What are potatos? This is my favorite song. Yes. I'm the one who killed Miley Cyrus. Colors make the world go 'round. In my nightmares I see a man eating all my food thats in my fridge. People who use emotes in their about me are st00pid. That's so gross. My bellybutton hates me. I saw that episode of Herp Derp last night, and it was good. The cake is a lie. Only real men wear speedies. My real name is. Hello Kitty is my hero. Poo is my favorite word. Today is yesterday's tomorrow. My girlfriend told me I was trying to hard. Under my bed theres is a lamp...
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