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Hi, I'm Flatsy Patsy, and I have almost no boobs! ;o;!! Men these days are so shallow, they mainly rely on looks when they want to get a girl. I'll never have a boyfriend due to my lack of t&a! I'm going to grow up to be the loneliest woman alive! I'll be a cat lady at 26! Oh, woe is me... ;~;I'm Tiny Tina, and I'm not very curvaceous, either. But I don't care! Short skirts'll do the body good, youknowwhati'msayin? ;o Lemme tell ya, with hair like this and a cute wink or two will get you any guy you want. Words of experience, my lovlies. So...are you single? ;D
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Flatsy Patsy's description is so emo lonely cat woman and Tiny Tina is like a ho
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