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...we came in. Hey, I'm Phatts McDangle. You can call me Phatts, or P., or P. Mac, or Mac D., or Dangle, or P-Man, or Ralph. I might or might not answer to Mr. McDangle, it depends who's asking. Why Phatts McDangle? It's the first name that popped into my head, that's why. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. What am I even saying right now? I wish I knew.

Yeah, that last paragraph should pretty much sum it up. I think it describes me pretty well. I was impressed by the level of brutal realism, yet it also spoke of a softer side: a side less calloused by the passing years. A gentle side, a warm and caring side, like a warm, soft marshmellow that makes your heart want to...

BURST INTO FLAMES!! HAIL AND BRIMSTONE RAINING DOWN! THERE'S NO PLACE TO RUN, NO PLACE TO HIDE, WHEN...

the furry little bunnies come to town. Who would want to escape from such adorable creatures, anyway?

And that's basically my whole philosophy on life. I find it's guided me through many troubled times. Many a Disney creature weeps for joy when Phatts is in the forest. I like to think we all weep a little bit too, even those of us without tear ducts. Thank you. Thank you all.

I'd like to thank the Academy, and all my loyal fans, and my moms and pops, and Bob, and the J-man up in the H-place, and I wanna drop this bomb for my homies back in Chill Town, and I wanna thank God... and just give all you home viewers a really big hug and kiss that makes you feel a little bit uncomfortable inside. Like, "Why is this guy hugging and kissing us. Who is he, anyway? And why do I find myself curiously attracted to him?"

We may never know the answers to questions like these. But one thing we can know for sure is that it's later now than it was when you started reading this. Hooray for tacos. So this is where...

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MadamRyuu

Report | 07/27/2006 12:45 am

MadamRyuu

Hey you! can I see some of your drawings? Pleeeeeeeeease!?
Guitarist Of Darkness

Report | 07/26/2006 9:54 am

Guitarist Of Darkness

Hey hey
Miss me?
Lol
wink
MadamRyuu

Report | 07/16/2006 11:45 am

MadamRyuu

Hey you! -pokes Phatts-kun- You havn't been on Rock A Poll in like forever! >.< Where did you go? -cries because she misses him-
Katy=QT

Report | 07/15/2006 4:47 pm

Katy=QT

hey! thanks for commenting P M D! =P
Flargon McGonallflaggon

Report | 07/15/2006 2:53 pm

Flargon McGonallflaggon

Hey, I'm good, thanks for commenting! Talk to you soon!
Guitarist Of Darkness

Report | 07/14/2006 12:40 pm

Guitarist Of Darkness

Hey hey
How are you?
Thee_Cats_Meow

Report | 07/05/2006 3:21 am

Thee_Cats_Meow

Ok smile
hot_choco

Report | 06/30/2006 4:29 am

hot_choco

Hi your profile is nice would you like to be friends?

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Although my neighbors are barbarians, and you are a thousand miles away, there will always be two cups on my table.
I don't cry at sad endings, I cry at beautiful ones.
May joy and innocence prevail.