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Good morning starshine the earth says hello! And I do too! heart Well i guess I better start with writing about myself....

Name: Kori
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Location: England
Hobbies: Drawing, Reading, Gaia! xD
Other: I like making new friends so just leave a comment or PM me and I'll talk ^^
I also have a small attention span ^^

Can't really think of anything else so.....


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Kori's Random Ramblings

Hey peoples! This is where I'm gonna write about me and have mindless, and some not so mindless, ramblings about stuff I know and did! So read if you want to, or not it is your choice after all ^--^


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r e t r o s p a n k Report | 03/19/2008 2:05 pm
Ah, been awhile since we last chatted.

Just decided to check in and see how you are I guess, later skater.

If you don't remember me, I'm that one studly kid from Rock a Poll. =)
Kayakou_H_Crescent Report | 01/05/2008 9:03 pm
I also have a...wait...what was it called again...where you cant keep your focus on one...I'm cold, I need hot cocoa, brb! ^^
The Stripe Princess Report | 09/06/2007 8:03 am
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Angry_Bandito Report | 08/25/2007 9:30 am
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97

Wear yoai

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, yaoi would be

it. The long term benefits of yaoi have been proved by

scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable

than my own meandering

experience…I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of young men; oh nevermind; you will not

understand the power and beauty of young men until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of young men and

recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before

you and how fabulous young men really looked….You’re not as fat as you


Don’t worry about the midgets; or worry, but know that worrying is as

effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing

bubblegum. The real midgets in your life are apt to be things that

never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm

on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you


Don’t be reckless with other people’s young men, don’t put up with

people who are reckless with yours.


Don’t waste your time on young men; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes

you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with


Remember the compliments you receive, forget the midgets; if you

succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old young men.

Stretchy pants

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your

zune…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they

wanted to do with their zunes, some of the most interesting 40 year

olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of stretchy pants.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe

you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky

midget on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t

congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your

choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your young men,

use them every way you can…don’t be afraid of them, or what other people

think of them, they're the greatest instrument you’ll ever


Piss…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read Harry Potter, they will only make you feel ugly.

(Brother and sister together we'll make it through

Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there

I know you've been hurting, and I know I've been waiting to be there

for you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can.

Everybody's free.)

Get to know your young midgets, you never know when they’ll be gone for


Be nice to your young men; they are the best link to your past and the

people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that young men come and go,but for the precious few you

should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in yaoi and

midgets because the older you get, the more you need the midgets you

knew when you were young.

Live in young men once, but leave before it makes you hard; live

in midgets once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Stretchy pants.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will

philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize

that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were

noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect young men to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,

maybe you have a wealthy midget; but you never know when either one

might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your yaoi, or by the time you're 40, it will

look 85.

Be careful whose yaoi you buy, but, be patient with those who

supply it. Advice is a form of m
Labtech Abi Report | 08/01/2007 9:08 am
Nya~! yaoi User Image
Lara Valentine Croft Report | 07/16/2007 6:07 pm
yes! I am!

I don't think I've met someone from England on gaia
r e t r o s p a n k Report | 07/15/2007 6:02 pm
Duuuude, wassup!? xD

Nothing much, too much basketball.

How's your life?
Lara Valentine Croft Report | 07/08/2007 6:45 pm
MasterYaoi Report | 07/01/2007 8:24 am
hehe well hello! its nice to have such a yaoi/shonen-ai fanatic on my page!
AJCoyne Report | 06/22/2007 12:11 am
*Votes* Oh man, how long has it been? =D