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When life gives you lemons, make cranberry juice and let the world figure out how the ******** you did it.
You, you, and you...Panic. the rest of you, come with me...!
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
He who laughs last didn't get it.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
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(and can i borrow ur diapered egg now? ill let you use my fog thingy!!)
Rinali is annoying... :l
yo, for some reason my week has been messed up... every day feels like the next day..
(i'm convinced its friday... *glares at calender*)
you bored?
... i finished all the books you lent me smile
now i have nothing to do. sad
pretzel..