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It was a dark tuesday night, the kind of night that makes you think to yourself, "Why the bloody hell am i in a pirate coat?"I was all alone drunk off my a**, when she came in the door. She too was drunk off her a**. "Detective?" she said in that kind of voice that makes am an melt inside, "Why the bloody hell are you in a pirate coat?"
"Listen Doll." says me. "I dont know why the bloody hell im in a pirate coat!" i spoke as i stumbled to the half full bottle of Jack Daniels and hawaiin punch... I thought to myself, god this gal is pretty. And she saw right through me. I thought to myself once more... why the bloody hell am i in a pirate coat?... And thats when she took me into her arms and asked "Detective. Do you like nachos?"
(Fade out with a sound of a burning cat that sounded like... LLLLLLLLJFGHNDSHBRRGTHYJRDGTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCD>>S>>wtf... why the hell am i on fire???????!!!!!!!?????????)
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