SO IT'D BE CHEAPER IF I PAYED YOU? SAAAA-WEEEET! B] You're like, seriously the best whore ever.
Did I ever tell you that you were one of my Sex Slaves?
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.=D
Well, that's sexy. You are probably the only realWHOREout there. I mean, per the second?! How much do you charge, my lovelyWHORE? Rockstars make me horny. o_O And seeing Sariah like that tonight didn't help at ALL. And you didn't want to know that, but I thought you just might.
I WEAR DIAPERS BECAUSE THEY MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG...
And for the fact that if I piss myself all I have to do is chang into others.
*Insert rest of inside joke here.*
MOMMY! I NEED TO WATCH THE REST OF MY COHEED AND CAMBRIA CD AND FALL EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH CLAUDIO AND HIS SEXILICIOUS HAIIIRRR.<BBBB
I LOVE YOU TOO!
And you are forbidden to ever say PoppyCock again. Made me think of a c**k with poppyseeds.
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Did I ever tell you that you were one of my Sex Slaves?
YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.=D
Rockstars make me horny. o_O And seeing Sariah like that tonight didn't help at ALL. And you didn't want to know that, but I thought you just might.
I KNOW HOW TO SAY "******** You" IN LATIN, MOMMY!
Ah, come on now. Just because you are a WHORE doesn't mean I have to be one, too!
I'm a slut-astic maid in a towel -- remember?!
WHORE.
So, what do you charge per hour / minute / half hour?
One last thing I forgot to mention...;
WHORE.
Have a good day. =D
And for the fact that if I piss myself all I have to do is chang into others.
*Insert rest of inside joke here.*
MOMMY! I NEED TO WATCH THE REST OF MY COHEED AND CAMBRIA CD AND FALL EVEN MORE IN LOVE WITH CLAUDIO AND HIS SEXILICIOUS HAIIIRRR.<BBBB
I LOVE YOU TOO!
And you are forbidden to ever say PoppyCock again. Made me think of a c**k with poppyseeds.
^-^