TL;DR: He's a complete douche. =D
Facetious, unstable, and all-round disturbing fellow, ex-Nazi Ernest brings his debauchery to new lows by infecting the internet with his sadistic mind-sodomy. His eyes chill spines most. His voice clench the most diabolic of anuses. He is the Ernestofeliac, and he's coming for you... hard and fast...
... did you see what I did there? Heheh...
BEFORE YOU SEND A FRIEND REQUEST: Give a reason so I know whether you're cool or just ranking in numbers, kthx.
Now that we've got that outta the way, I'm 17. I'm a very friendly guy, so don't be scared to just talk. Grannies far and wide consider me a hoot.
I enjoy hearing people's life stories. People often come to me when "it'll be okay" and "well, you did your best" isn't good enough advice.
I'm into philosophy and consider myself a thinker or theorist, but I really don't mind if you think completely differently than me. I'm also an atheist, leaning towards Satanism (le gasp) but I know how important religion is for some people, so I won't go and ruin it. Hell, in some cases, I recommend it. Even a false sense of security is better than none, especially considering it might not be as false as I believe.
Anyhoozen (that's a made-up word, don'tcha know), I'm bi and in an open relationship. So we can screw around with other people. I'd get into the philosophy behind that, but I wont. If you're that interested, just ask.
That's all for my about me. Thanks for looking at my profile, and don't be scared to say hi. =D
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Thank you very much. *hands you a virtual piece of cake* 4laugh