love me or hate me but you wanna ******** me
One day a girl and a guy were riding down the road on a motorcycle.Girl: can you slow down? its scary.Guy: no it's not. its fun.Girl: please slow down?Guy: fine. but you have to give me a hug first.the girl gives him a big hug.Girl: now please?Boy: i will when you tell me you love me.Girl: i love youBoy: now put on my helmet i dont want you to get hurt.the girl puts on his helmet.THE NEXT DAYthe next day in the news paper, two people got in a motorcycle accident due to break failure.Only one of the two people survived.The truth is is that the guy knew about the brake but he didn't want to scare the girl. So he had her put on his helmet so she would live even though he wouldn't~yours in eternity~
I arise from dreams of thee, in the first sweet sleep of night. when the winds are breathing low and the stars are shining bright. I arise from dreams of thee, a spirit in my feet, has led me -whom know how?- to thy chamber-window, sweet
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