Yo! You! Yeah You!
Welcome To My Profile. Do Me A Little Something, Will Ya? It's Just A Little Favor, M~kay? Do Not. And I Mean DO NOT Steal, Copy, Or Even Try Alter My Stuff. Nor My Friends! Steal From Them & I Will Run My Motorcycle Up Your a**.
We Don't Like A Big Copy Cat. And I Don't Want Folks Confusing Me With Thieves. Sad Part Is, It's Simple As Hell! All You Need Is A Little Getting Into Character, Maybe Some TekTeking.
HU FREAKING ZAH~! YOU JUST MADE SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN! HOT DAMN! IT'S A FAWKING MIRACLE!
One More Thing! Never, Ever Ask Me About My Cosplay(s). I'll Ignore You. Don't Get In My Way & I Won't Have To Be A Firetrucking b***h. NAH! It's Just A Way Of You Asking Me To Shove A Grenade Up Your a**. Once You Get To Know Me, I Swear To God, We Can Rule The World If We Try~!

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"Hawresez Are Meant For Riding, Not Eating, Nick!" ~ Ellis

Ellis is from Left 4 Dead2~! An awesome, bloody, gorge, lovely, horror game where you have to beat the living hell out of zombies & get to safety In order to survive. But there's a catch, in order to beat the entire game perfectly you have keep your crew healthy & alive. In certain levels if one if your crew members died before, revive them by continuing the game until you hear one of them call or help. Or you can just revive them just by keeping a debriefing around, in case.
In the game you get to chose 4 characters you want to play. Like Ellis, Rochell, Nick, & Coach.
you get to play with a bunch of weapons. Like guns, lots of guns, chainsaws, swords, bombs, bats, & more! There special zombies.
The ones in the fireproof suits are crap. Meaning they don't count.. Kill them in 3 shoots. BAM! BANG! PEW! As I was saying, special zombies!
Like the Bit----...I meant Witches. The ones that are always in there little emo corner crying for no reason, but they don't cut themselves but you. Flash, bump, shot, or do anything to bother them, You'll be their main target. Then there the Smoker they use their long tongue to drag you by your neck & then they start to punch the crap out you. But be careful, after you kill them smoke comes out of them then your most likely not to see that much. Spitter is a zombie that spits acid at you. They like to call it Spitter Goo, step in it & get hurt. Bomber, it's a big fat dude/dudet that pukes on you, just to attract others zombies.

Plus the rapist Jockie who is always riding on your back. Charger likes to... Well, he chargers into you. Sometimes you might even fly in the air. The Tank is the strongest. He can pick up roads, cars, even you then throw you. He likes to scatter teammates away from each other in order to do criticle damage. The only way you can kill him is if you & your team work together. Last, but not the Hunter~! Dat Hunter likes to mimic animal sounds. He also likes to growl when he's near. The Hunter will jump on you & start tearing you apart.

Since you know the basic stuff. Ellis is 23 years old & he was born & raised in Savannah, GA. He has a job as an Mechanic. He loves his life, but the damn zombie Apocalypse came along & ruined things for him & the rest of the world. Ellis loves to impress his friends by taking any setback & turning it into a lovely dare. Dangerous! E-hem... As I was saying, in the game Ellis is most likely to talk about him in & his friends, before the Apocalypse. Like his buddy Keith & Keith's brother, Paul. Ellis has a little huge crush on Zoey. Every time he tries to talk to he just gets love struck. Adorable. After the end, they wish to see each other again. So no people. Their is no such thing as "Nick x Ellis" or as most of you would have thought, "Rochell x Ellis". I hate when people make parings. Anyways, I don't have that much to say but
"Are You Kidding Me Guy?"

WHY ELLIS?
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Well Because, I Said So! *& He's A Goofy, Lovable, Hawt Fun, Person From The City Of Savannah! What Isn't To Like About This Guy?! Friendly, Dare Devil, Random, BRAVE, Has A Thing With Rock, & He Is Very Happy! Hell To The Yes. What I Love About This Man Is His Actions. Ellis Makes Me Want To Play L4D Even More! Like... Like, He Makes My Day Every Time He Talks! You Know That Cross Road Country Trip? If. AND I MEAN IF I COULD. I Would Go With Him Around The World! Just Me. Him. BED.1BILLIONCONDOMSKEEPINITSAFE & World. Including The Fact That I've Always Wanted To Travel The World. Ellis Is Like A Real Life Male Me. No Kidding.((Except The Part Were We're 6 Years Apart & He Has Blue Eyes. Then I Have Hazel, etc. )) I Can't Wait For Part L4D3.
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Name : Jazu ~ Ellie
Age: 17. And I Act Like A 10-Year-Old Kid On Crack
Gender: Female
Born: Oct. 27
Sign: Scorpio
Hair Color: Ashy Brown
Eye Color: Greenish Brown
Hobby: Student | Cosplayer | Being Awesome
Favorite Color: Black, Lots Of Blue, & Green.
Favorite Food/Sweet/Drink: Derp | Gummi Bears | Orange Soda
Likes: Drawing, Gender Bending , Playing, Hamsters, Penguins, Zebras, & YOSHI
Hates: There's A~Lot Of Things I Hate. But I'm Not Gonna List Them All 8D
Current Thinking: The World May Never Know/TWMNK

Hi! I'm Tifah Jazu! Tsubawkie, Ellis, Kairie, Your Real Life Karkat. I'm Known As A-Lot Of Things! I'm Your Average Regular Girl, Just Like Everyone Else~. I'm Sarcastic As Hell. Deal With It,Bro. Oh Sure! I'm Lovable. I'm Kind. I'm Cool. I'm Kawwi. I'm ******** Awesome~. I Can Be Soft. Random. New York Is My Home. MY LIFE. L0 ******** L. I'm Most Likely To Capital Every Word I Type. I May Like Or Dislike You. In A Way I Respect All Most Everyone. So If Disrespect You, Then It's The The Fact I Gotten To The Point Where I'm Bored To Death. I'm Random As ********. So If I Scream Out "COW LICKING". Please, For The Sake Of Your Life. Ignore What I Said. I Care A WHOLE LOT For My Friends Family. Your Most Likely Gonna Get On My Bad Side & You'll Meet A Whole Other Person. You Messing With Them. Is Like Messing With The World.
★ I'M SUCH AN IGNORAMUS ★
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