Here's a little ditty
Estonia: Mr. Russia, it's not good to bully the weak.
Russia: It's so fun though!
Poland: If you come any closer, the Poland Rule will apply and your capital will become Warsaw.
Russia: It's so fun though!
Poland: If you come any closer, the Poland Rule will apply and your capital will become Warsaw.
You haven't written to me in a week,
I'm wondering why that is;
Are you too nervous to be lovers?
Friendship's ruined with just one kiss.
I'm wondering why that is;
Are you too nervous to be lovers?
Friendship's ruined with just one kiss.
Art: [cc] [jt] [er] [roflcs]
Lalala. What about me? What do you want to know? I like alternative rock, 80s music, and obscure YouTube references (Brooklyn rage) . . . scratch that--obscure references of any kind. I loathe physical contact with strangers, people playing with my hair, and people invading my personal space. Writing is my life; a passion or a hobby can fade, but your life is. I want to run in the half-marathon, so I'm training for it: two miles a day, love. Dashboard Confessional is amazing. On occasion, I can be unnecessarily cruel, especially if I don't like you. I like big words and will spontaneously throw them in your face. Agathokakological. Randomness is not screaming "I like cheese/pie/muffins" at the top of your lungs, it's telling cows maybe it's Maybelline or calling white Pumas pumpernickel.
I dress modestly. I should've lived a century ago when it was improper for women to show their ankles. I speak my mind. Unlikely though it seems, sometimes I can't think of a response. I hate talking on the phone, unless you're one of my veryveryvery close friends Reading is the bomb-diggity. I'm a nerd. Get over it, you're just jealous anyway. Michael Jackson, Barney, and ***** are related. Boobahs are freakish. Politicians are dishonest. I'm a hopeless romantic, but most people wouldn't know it. I want to be a Hobbit for Halloween. Cyanide and Happiness is a funny web comic. I'm a compulsive liar on occasion, sortofnotreally (my compulsive lies aren't believable, so they don't really count).
I have slight ADHD and OCD and a VCR. 1, 2, 3, 4 by the Plain White T's is the cutest love song that currently exists. Robert Frost's poetry is bloody amazing. When I'm hyper, I'm outgoing and easily make acquaintances; otherwise I'm reclusive and taciturn unless we're friends. Then, I won't shut up. Coke gives me a stomachache. Orange soda and root beer are amazing. Rap is terrible, unless it's the Beastie Boys. Ice cream is okay. Good grammar and spelling are the keys to happiness and so are emo break-up songs, however paradoxical that may seem. My friends are the coolest. My heart desires mangoes and a more creative brain. I want to publish a book before I turn 40, but we'll see. Pokemon is always cool (*infinity sign*). Video games are not to blame for violence and that's a fact.
I start too many sentences with "I" and don't really believe in the apocalypse, so long as Lucky Charms are still magically delicious (points to you if you figured out that obscure and slightly butchered reference). I remind myself of a dog on occasion. I don't really have a favorite anything, but I like Something Corporate, Coldplay, Lifehouse, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, blink-182, Harry Potter, Twilight (ooh, bite me), Alice in Wonderland, and Lord of the Rings (both the books and the movies for the last two--yes, I have actually read all four books of the Lord of the Rings). I'm indecisive and slightly naive. I can't really conclude stuff, but I'll try. The End. A bit cliched, but it'll have to do for now.
Lalala. What about me? What do you want to know? I like alternative rock, 80s music, and obscure YouTube references (Brooklyn rage) . . . scratch that--obscure references of any kind. I loathe physical contact with strangers, people playing with my hair, and people invading my personal space. Writing is my life; a passion or a hobby can fade, but your life is. I want to run in the half-marathon, so I'm training for it: two miles a day, love. Dashboard Confessional is amazing. On occasion, I can be unnecessarily cruel, especially if I don't like you. I like big words and will spontaneously throw them in your face. Agathokakological. Randomness is not screaming "I like cheese/pie/muffins" at the top of your lungs, it's telling cows maybe it's Maybelline or calling white Pumas pumpernickel.
I dress modestly. I should've lived a century ago when it was improper for women to show their ankles. I speak my mind. Unlikely though it seems, sometimes I can't think of a response. I hate talking on the phone, unless you're one of my veryveryvery close friends Reading is the bomb-diggity. I'm a nerd. Get over it, you're just jealous anyway. Michael Jackson, Barney, and ***** are related. Boobahs are freakish. Politicians are dishonest. I'm a hopeless romantic, but most people wouldn't know it. I want to be a Hobbit for Halloween. Cyanide and Happiness is a funny web comic. I'm a compulsive liar on occasion, sortofnotreally (my compulsive lies aren't believable, so they don't really count).
I have slight ADHD and OCD and a VCR. 1, 2, 3, 4 by the Plain White T's is the cutest love song that currently exists. Robert Frost's poetry is bloody amazing. When I'm hyper, I'm outgoing and easily make acquaintances; otherwise I'm reclusive and taciturn unless we're friends. Then, I won't shut up. Coke gives me a stomachache. Orange soda and root beer are amazing. Rap is terrible, unless it's the Beastie Boys. Ice cream is okay. Good grammar and spelling are the keys to happiness and so are emo break-up songs, however paradoxical that may seem. My friends are the coolest. My heart desires mangoes and a more creative brain. I want to publish a book before I turn 40, but we'll see. Pokemon is always cool (*infinity sign*). Video games are not to blame for violence and that's a fact.
I start too many sentences with "I" and don't really believe in the apocalypse, so long as Lucky Charms are still magically delicious (points to you if you figured out that obscure and slightly butchered reference). I remind myself of a dog on occasion. I don't really have a favorite anything, but I like Something Corporate, Coldplay, Lifehouse, Dashboard Confessional, Death Cab for Cutie, blink-182, Harry Potter, Twilight (ooh, bite me), Alice in Wonderland, and Lord of the Rings (both the books and the movies for the last two--yes, I have actually read all four books of the Lord of the Rings). I'm indecisive and slightly naive. I can't really conclude stuff, but I'll try. The End. A bit cliched, but it'll have to do for now.
But I've hidden a note,
It's pressed between pages
That you've marked to find your way back.
It says, "Does he ever get the girl?"
It's pressed between pages
That you've marked to find your way back.
It says, "Does he ever get the girl?"
Symphony of Sound
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Your dad will blog about how comfortable he is!
The one where you go in circlesthengobackwardsthengofastandslowWEEE!