~♥FRIENDS♥~ Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM. Fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ...but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: never seen you cry. True friends: cry with you. Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: "Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough" True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t" Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the ******** out. Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did!!