Bite me
Name: Gregory House
Age: 48
Height: 6' 2½" (189 cm)
Personal Motto: "Everybody lies."
Weapon of Choice: Biting sarcasm and wit; the cane
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Medical Specialty:
Infectious Diseases / Nephrology / Diagnostician
Job Title:
Head of the Department of Diagnostics
Position with the House Team:
Head
Personal Life:
* Plays the Piano
* Watches the soap opera "General Hospital"
* Plays computer/video games
* Into Sports: watches baseball and lacrosse and uses sports analogies
I cleverly have no personal life. Ha.
Let's get a few things straight, capiche?
I probably don't like you.
It's my job to talk to people I don't like.
So don't think I like you just because I talk to you.
No one automatically has my respect.
It has to be earned.
And even then, it's not like you would know if I held any respect for you, so don't expect any special treatment.
Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this:
This is Vicodin.
It's mine! You can't have any!
And no, I do not have a pain management problem...
I have a pain problem...
But, who knows?
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
Maybe you don't know any better.
Maybe More than likely, you're just an idiot.
In any case...
Turn your head and cough.
I probably don't like you.
It's my job to talk to people I don't like.
So don't think I like you just because I talk to you.
No one automatically has my respect.
It has to be earned.
And even then, it's not like you would know if I held any respect for you, so don't expect any special treatment.
Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this:
This is Vicodin.
It's mine! You can't have any!
And no, I do not have a pain management problem...
I have a pain problem...
But, who knows?
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
Maybe you don't know any better.
Maybe More than likely, you're just an idiot.
In any case...
Turn your head and cough.
P.S. Profile under construction.
Translation: Profile will look like this until A. I stop being lazy and look for a better layout, or at least one that ******** works, or B. Someone wants to make me/help me find a better layout? -Bats eyes.-
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