no matter how red my hands are, time will always wash the blood away
three vampires walk into a bar.
The first goes up to the barkeep
and asks for some AB-. The second
does the same thing, but asks for
O instead. The third goes up to
the counter, takes off his backpack,
and starts rummaging inside. As
he does so, he says to the barkeep,
"Can I just get a cup of hot water?"
When asked by his friends why he
wasn't getting any blood, he
pulls out a tampon and
says,"I'll be making tea."
what the ********? I'm a guy, how can i be a nymph?
art by kagemusha the demon
[quote="bronstahd"]I must be tired cos I just spent like 2 minutes trying to figure out how a marine could kill someone over voicemail. :/[/quote]