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Last Login: 02/21/2021 12:06 am

Registered: 09/01/2008

Gender: Male

Location: Austin,TX

Birthday: 05/23

Occupation: none at the moment


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i'm 19--20 in may

i currently work at blockbuster; it's awesome, but blockbuster's probably gonna die in the next few years...which means i'm gonna need another job

it's whatever, though; i'm in school for programming, so hopefully i'll be able to get a nice job

not having a car sucks pretty hard


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luxigate Report | 03/09/2010 5:57 pm
change your password now, you put it into one of those popup boxes. hurry, before your account is compromised! domokun stargate
Dr Pen0r Report | 07/25/2009 1:51 pm
Dr Pen0r
iR-FlameYouz Report | 07/18/2009 10:04 am
Or that.
iR-FlameYouz Report | 07/18/2009 9:57 am
True. I skould have a photo of Them pwning Left4dead zombies
iR-FlameYouz Report | 07/18/2009 9:46 am
Oh. yeah never heard of that. And yes, nukes are good. twisted
Brigadier General Chappy Report | 07/18/2009 9:41 am
Brigadier General Chappy
iR-FlameYouz Report | 07/18/2009 9:40 am
Brigadier General Chappy Report | 07/18/2009 9:39 am
Brigadier General Chappy
Uh, yes. I knew that. I've gotten every achievement on the game except for the varying karma ones because I only had one character.
oh i like you Report | 06/08/2009 7:27 am
oh i like you
nono zo
~((..P.l.u.m..))~ Report | 05/29/2009 12:54 pm
How so?


Don't ******** with a nation that needs to be on medication.

"Move over for the Nuchschlep."

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no matter how red my hands are, time will always wash the blood away

three vampires walk into a bar.
The first goes up to the barkeep
and asks for some AB-. The second
does the same thing, but asks for
O instead. The third goes up to
the counter, takes off his backpack,
and starts rummaging inside. As
he does so, he says to the barkeep,
"Can I just get a cup of hot water?"
When asked by his friends why he
wasn't getting any blood, he
pulls out a tampon and
says,"I'll be making tea."

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what the ********? I'm a guy, how can i be a nymph?

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[quote="bronstahd"]I must be tired cos I just spent like 2 minutes trying to figure out how a marine could kill someone over voicemail. :/[/quote]