Your gene pool could
use a little chlorine
I get enough exercise
just pushing my luck
Winning isn't everything,
it's the only thing.
Leave me alone,
I'm having a crisis.
I finally put it together,
but forgot where I put it.
Hard work may not kill
me,but why take a chance.
Oppurtunity is missed
by most people because
it is dressed in overalls
and looks like work.
If you keep your
mind open something
good might fall in.
When life's tough eat a cookie!
No matter how you
slice it it's still
Pumpkin Pie
A rose is a rose
by any other name
Just keep smiling,
it makes them wonder.
If you love someone
set them free. If
they come back they
are yours, if not
hunt them down and
kill them.
Everyone Is Special In Their
Own Freakish Way
I didn't fall in love,
you just tripped me.
Two things are infinite:
the universe and human
stupidity; and I'm not sure
about the the universe
Deffinition of the word:
Insanity- doing the exact
same thing over and over,
and expecting different
results
Sucess usually comes to those who
are too busy to be looking for it.
Just because something doesn't do
what you planned it to do doesn't
mean it's useless.
A positive attitude will
not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough
people to make it worth the
effort.
The statistics on sanity
are that one out of every
four Americans are suffering
from some form of mental
illness. Think of your three
best friends. If they're
okay, then it's you
In Hollywood, a marriage
is a sucess if it outlasts
milk.
You laugh because
I'm different,
I laugh because
you're all the same.
An eye for an eye leaves
the whole world blind.
There is a fine line between
LOVE and HATE
Some people are like slinkys, really good
for nothing but bring a smile to your face when
you push them down a flight of stairs!
Two wrongs dont make a right,
but three lefts sure do!
Silence is Gold
Duct Tape is Silver
Better to live your whole
life just near the birds,
than to do nothing
but wish for wings
Living is eventful,
Death is peaceful,
It's the transition
that gets a little
messy.
Don't leave the pier until
your sure you have one foot
on the boat.
Don't judge me today
By what I did yesterday
For soon today will be gone
Tomorrow will come
And yesterday will be history
Its not whether you win or lose,
it's whether or not you can take
the other guys down with you!
The lesser of two
evils is still evil.
Live each day as if it were your
last because it very well could be.
Practice what
you preach.
The first to bloom,
is the first to rot.
The enemy of my
enemy is my friend.
From the outside looking in it's
impossible to understand it.
From the inside looking out it's impossible to explain it.
Even the raging inferno
Began as a single spark.
A fool and his money
are quickly parted
Beware of idiots
in large numbers
We all screw up now and then.
And we all lie to save our skin.
If you're not cheating you're
not trying hard enough
Problems are
opportunities
in disguise
Knowing and doing nothing is
the same as not knowing at all.
Love is patient,
Love is kind,
Love is slowly
losing your mind.
It is better to say nothing, and be thought a fool
Than to speak and remove all doubt.
If people make fun of you,
it probably means your
doing something right.
Love your neighbour as yourself,
but don't take down your fence.
Love is a minefield. You
take a step and get blown
to pieces, put yourself
back together again and
stupidly take another step.
Pain is inevitable,
suffering is optional.
Death is a punishment to some,
to others a gift, and to many
a favor.
If you live your dream's
you'll never have to wake up.
We run to insanity as
a refuge from reality.
It's beauty that captures your attention;
personality that captures your heart.
Trying to control your thoughts
is like trying to install a faucet
on Niagra Falls.
Don't worry about people stealing an idea.
If it's actually good, you will have to
ram it down their throats
If at first an idea is not absurd,
then there is no hope for it.
Impossibility is
only a figment
of insufficient
imagination.
Logic: The art of thinking and
reasoning in strict accordance
with the limitations and
incapacities of the human
misunderstanding.
Sanity is madness
put to good uses.
Friends help you move;
real friends help you move corpses.
The difficulty is not
so great to die for a
friend, as to find a
friend worth dying for.
Be a better person;
make your enemies
happy by giving them
more reasons to hate
you.
Always forgive you enemies,
nothing annoys them so much.
Silence says more
that words ever can.
There is only one prospect
worse than being chained
to an intolerable existence:
the nightmare of a botched
attempt to end it.
Some laws are not
written, but are
more decisive than
any written law.
Friends make the horrors
of the world worth living.
There is no such thing as
an inhuman act, for there
is no act so vile that you
cannot find a human willing,
even eager, to commit it.
Squeeze human nature into
the straitjacket of criminal
justice and crime will appear.
Today is the tomorrow you were
worrying about yesterday.
If at first you
don't succeed,
hide all evidence
that you even tried.
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I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU IN AGES :/