Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, Gone fast with a girl named Bo, but somehow they just don't end up as mine.
It's a death defyin' life I lead, I take my chances. I die for a livin' in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leadin' ladies kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.
I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey. I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.