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Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field, Gone fast with a girl named Bo, but somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead, I take my chances. I die for a livin' in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leadin' ladies kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin' my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty. It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey. I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

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Bitter Melancholy

Report | 09/03/2018 8:59 am

Bitter Melancholy

cool avi!
Riyokuma

Report | 06/01/2018 4:21 pm

Riyokuma

rip ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
Riyokuma

Report | 06/01/2018 3:21 pm

Riyokuma

I'll let you have the wrinkles, but I've also been going gray since 06 lol Stupid genetics.
I only manage to hide it because I have switched entirely to crazy hair colors. Shout out to that work from home life.
Riyokuma

Report | 06/01/2018 3:13 pm

Riyokuma

My back's been ******** since I was 17 you don't want it haha.
I think my knees would be okay if I ever left my house. We stayed at an airbnb with stairs and it was AWFUL on my knees and ankles lol
Riyokuma

Report | 06/01/2018 10:46 am

Riyokuma

I'm feeling it in my bones
Riyokuma

Report | 05/31/2018 5:10 pm

Riyokuma

Thanks it's honestly the best job ;u;

yeah I'm finally gonna be 30 so I'll be an official old lady (tm) in august
Riyokuma

Report | 05/31/2018 4:36 pm

Riyokuma

No I love it that's perfect lol My mom bought my sister a tattoo for her 18th so I'm deffo into that idea haha

Oh god I've been an artist fooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr almost 2 years now? I think it's 2 years in August. eek I just do recolors because we all know I can't draw worth a damn haha.
Riyokuma

Report | 05/31/2018 4:11 pm

Riyokuma

oh my god are they really
it feels like just yesterday your daughter was old enough to use the internet
Riyokuma

Report | 05/30/2018 5:27 pm

Riyokuma

boy same lol I feel it.
Riyokuma

Report | 05/28/2018 9:15 pm

Riyokuma

how goes it in deazyland

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