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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


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Last Login: 12/09/2007 5:17 pm

Gender: Male

Occupation: Singer in a band

Hey peoples I am DarkkLytte. I live in Missouri (Centralia) and people who live here give me a pm and all and im 15 so ya

Hey I'm Steven... People call me Samich or some other things... but ya oh well...

I love you Meli!


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Divine Shiva Report | 08/05/2009 1:52 pm
Divine Shiva
I miss you my dead love. I will always remember you
heymarz Report | 11/29/2008 11:02 am
Random xD
MastaYosh Report | 05/13/2008 11:11 am
Rest in Peace Steven man <3

ill miss you always
captain-renamon Report | 10/29/2007 12:49 pm
KoolBeansBabee Report | 10/28/2007 6:39 pm
Dr Seuss ( don't delete)

Start thinking something you really really want, cause this is astounding.. i got this from a friend and her friend said her wish came true after 10 min









You have just been visited by Dr. Suess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.











MAKE A WISH !!!!!!

Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this.

If you do, your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite
Xx-DevilsNeverCry-xX Report | 08/20/2007 11:00 am
Steve-O, I think I can find us a record deal, but it's gonna take quite awhile, but it's worth a shot
Xx-DevilsNeverCry-xX Report | 08/16/2007 9:02 am
hey Steve-O
DarkLove5150 Report | 08/10/2007 6:17 pm
hey buddie, whats up?? how ae you??
You are gay. Report | 08/09/2007 1:49 pm
You are gay.
Hey this is pink rose.

I got hacked soo I use this account now.

Soo can yu add this one.
DarkLove5150 Report | 08/08/2007 10:06 pm
hey, i need lots of gold, so yea, if you wanna help me out pleaes do so

For Death, Love and Broken Hearts. This is my life and how I live it.

Tuesdays coming. Did you bring your coat?


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Wishing for life to end,

waiting, hoping, living

waiting, to live life

hoping, to die

living, the life i choose

Wishing for a perfect love

waiting, hoping, living

waiting, for her to be

hoping, for her to walk by

living, in harmony

wishing for everything

is hard to do

when your hopeless

dreamless and loveless

life seems like a blank

tapastry waiting to be sown

with vibrant colors

or a blank piece of paper

for a writer to write a novel

Things never turn out

the way you want them.

Just like life the way

you want or feel lke doing

no one will stop you unless

they care for you so dear.

This is what I wish