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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

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Hey peoples I am DarkkLytte. I live in Missouri (Centralia) and people who live here give me a pm and all and im 15 so ya

Hey I'm Steven... People call me Samich or some other things... but ya oh well...

I love you Meli!

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Divine Shiva Report | 08/05/2009 1:52 pm

I miss you my dead love. I will always remember you

heymarz Report | 11/29/2008 11:02 am

Random xD

MastaYosh Report | 05/13/2008 11:11 am

Rest in Peace Steven man <3

ill miss you always

captain-renamon Report | 10/29/2007 12:49 pm

hiya

KoolBeansBabee Report | 10/28/2007 6:39 pm

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Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this.































































If you do, your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite

Xx-DevilsNeverCry-xX Report | 08/20/2007 11:00 am

Steve-O, I think I can find us a record deal, but it's gonna take quite awhile, but it's worth a shot

Xx-DevilsNeverCry-xX Report | 08/16/2007 9:02 am

hey Steve-O

DarkLove5150 Report | 08/10/2007 6:17 pm

hey buddie, whats up?? how ae you??

You are gay. Report | 08/09/2007 1:49 pm

Hey this is pink rose.

I got hacked soo I use this account now.

Soo can yu add this one.

DarkLove5150 Report | 08/08/2007 10:06 pm

hey, i need lots of gold, so yea, if you wanna help me out pleaes do so

For Death, Love and Broken Hearts. This is my life and how I live it.

Tuesdays coming. Did you bring your coat?

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