“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
Birthday: 06/06
im freaking out im freaking out O.O
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
ok... but if animals are made out of meat and we are supposed to eat them... what are we made out of?
“A line is a dot that went for a walk. ”
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
dont ask stupid questions and i wont give jacka$S answers
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
lmao at all of these awsome quotes ;p
The man who smiles when things go wrong...has thought of someone to blame it on
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
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