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Hello and this is Deadpool ur talking to. As u all know im a Mercinary and i have hotlines for you to kill i mean call.



If u wanna kill a friend press 1 and record him/her locked in their room and wait for them to curse the "BEEP" out of you.


If you wanna kill an enemy it doesnt matter if u call me he's/she's gonna beat ur a** anyway.

If u wanna kill me go to my house and "TRY" to kill me even if u do kill me i will never die cause im DEADPOOL.

If u dont know who to kill call me and ill decide who i want to kill (that means im gonna kill u)


SO DECIDE WHO DO WANNA KILL.

DEADPOOL OUT.



Wade Wilson "aka" Deadpool