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Disclaimer: Im Clingy, Sensitive, I worry sometimes, Im a romantic...and sometimes I like to scratch my nose....cause it itches. ;p
-I am a type one diabetic.
-Cookies are nice.
-I love women with accents.
-Im not rich.
-Nor am I famous.
-I love to cook.
-"Dont you hate it when you are at weddings and some old person pokes you and says 'you're next'. Well Im gonna start doing that to them... at funerals."
-I hate weddings.
-I hate hospitals.
-Hate is a bad word.
-I dislike hospitals.
-I hate weddings...
-Im very cynical sometimes
-I dont have that many friends.
-I.E. Cynical?
-I dont look my age.
-Im 22.
-God is funny...he has to be.
-George W. Bush?
-Just call em "B Dubb Ya"
-I love cats.
-I have a dog
-"I am a dreamer, and when I wake, you cant break my spirit... it's my dreams you take."
-James Blunt sung that.
-My eyes are brown.
-I am black... well yellow.
-Coldplay ish awesome.
-I like candy.
-Did I mention that I am a diabetic?
-Im stubborn.
-I love Dune
-Dune loves me
-".......BREAK!!"
-What's the deal with people automatically thinking that two guys are gay just cause of a little male rivalry.
-Wait I do understand Naruto and Sasuke. I mean come on, tell me that when those Uchiha eyes fall upon you, you dont get all sweaty...
-IM NOT GAY.
-My nindo brings all the ninjas to the yard...
-Doctors are funny.
-This s**t ish B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Got it memorized?
-Xemnas caught hell... I dont care what you say.
-Fear is the mind killer.
-For those of you who are still reading this and enjoying it... thanks... here's a cookie
-For those of you who are still reading this and NOT enjoying it, Im sorry... piss off.... and here's a cookie.
-For those of you who are still reading this and understand my insanity.... we attack at dawn.
-.....NO COOKIES FOR YOU!!-
-It's comcastic.... bitches.
- Stuff sounds better when you put bitches at the end of it.
-Where's my sandwich?
I ate it.... bitches.
What time is it?
It's peanut butter time.... bitches.
-See? No? Okay sorry.
-.....bitches. jk
-I have a little sister.
-Food is awesome.
-I can eat you out of house and home... and gain no weight.
-Diabeties...
-Advanced darkness should not be called dark but... "dirk".
-Italian food is nice.
-Italian women are nicer.
-Still reading? Good for you.
-I love red heads.
- Brunettes are hotter
-Blondes and me had a fall out... we are taking a break.
-It's not me.... it's you.
-I jus needed some time.
-Look I ******** her yes.
-But i make LOVE to you.
-Ciara ish hot.
-So is Dido
-Okay I think im done.
-Read my poems.
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Hope you're well. I'm in the process of moving and I'm barely a person
Love it.