During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
> asked her students the following question:
> 'Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
> would you tell Her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
> Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What
> about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
> be right back.'
> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
> the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for
> once and show us your good manners?'
> 'I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
> you to after dinner.''
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> asked her students the following question:
> 'Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
> would you tell Her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
> Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
> The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What
> about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
> Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
> be right back.'
> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
> the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for
> once and show us your good manners?'
> 'I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
> shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
> you to after dinner.''
> The teacher fainted.