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~*If a French person swears, do they say "Pardon my English?"
~*If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con,' then what is the opposite of 'progress?'
~*If the SWAT Team breaks down your door, do they have to rebuild it?
~*If an atheist goes to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
~*If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a 'dog pile?'
~*If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?
~*If the world is a stage, where's the audience?
~*If a cat always lands on his feet, and buttered bread always lands buttered side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread to the top of a cat?
~*If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call themselves Fed Up?
Here are my two Dream Avis. I have only recieved a donation from one person before [Grape Ferret]. She will be luffed forever ♥ Don't you want to be luffed forever?
Item List:
Fairy Wings
G-LOL Pink Gown
Sno Yeti Pillow Plush(chillin')
Zorro Mask
Estimated Total: 78,400 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 22 January 2007)
Item List:
Gift of the Goddess
Rili Sari
Estimated Total: 18,300 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 04 February 2007)
Signature
If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Unto his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.
-Emily Dickinson[/size:0c7cd74f66][/align:0c7cd74f66]
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