Be one of US!
Step closer. Closer! CLOSER! C'mon I von't bite, hard... (Grabs red tin can entitled "DIET BLOOD". Gulps half of the can down, leaving blood marks on the sides of his lips) !@#$ that cheapo vampire blood company! They think they can pull off llama blood for gazelle blood! I specifically ordered GAZELLE blood! Oh, Sorry! As I was saying, vhy don't you consider being a vampire? I'd like to be a vampire if I vere you. Rest assured THE TRANSFIGURATION PROCESS DOES NOT BURN! !@#$ those !@# !@#$ twilight !@#$!@#$ that invented that !@#$!@# book! Anyway got to go suck the blood out of those !@# !@#$ Vampire Company !@#$!@#$. See ya!
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