no more comments im sick of them wana talk then send me a pm

forget love lets fall in chocolate

life is just a window of death

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other b*****d die for his. -- General George Patton

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. -- Mae West

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