cookie monster aka superman:

iAm:
16
jamaican/ st. thomas islandic/ american black/ white
a track star: my sport is your sport's punishment
livinq in atlanta
from atlanta
easily bored/entertained/distracted
SQUIRREL
just a tad bit lazy
crazy


iLike:
candy, esp. chocolate
replacinq "g" with "q" when typinq/textinq: it drives people nuts
drivinq people nuts
makinq jokes
music: dancehall, rap, r&b
to smoke
cookinq
eatinq


iLuv:
qirls
boys
rum
dancinq when nobody's lookinq
the color purple: not the movie, just the color
the movie "the color purple"
chucks
small, tiqht, briqht, weird clothes
sinqinq/ rappinq in the shower
cussinq at people in potwah: funny.as.hell.
the food channel

iHate:
beer, wine, tequila
when people ask me to "speak jamaican" one because i can't do so very well, and two, because jamaica is a country, not a lanquaqe
plain white t-shirts
borinq people
B.E.T.: its jus dumb now
MTV
CMT


other blurbs:

1.) i will bother yuh until yuh answer me, only to say somethinq stupid, like "hi" or "i forqot"
2.) i will flirt with yuhr qirlfriend while yuhr in the room. even if she's gay.
3.) i exhibit symptoms of marijuana inqestion, even if im not hiqh. 4.) i will call yuhr parents mom and dad, and ask them for allowance
5.) i will spontaneously yell out thinqs like "im horny" in crowded areas when bored
6.) im that quy on the second floor of the mall who's throwinq m&m's at yuh while yuhr on the first floor
7.) i hit people who say "i dont see color" unles they're colorblind
8.) i watch "yo qabba qabba" and "backyardiqans" when nobody's home
9.) Shelly Ann Fraser: best athlete EVER!!! Usain too

"fly in, fly out, fly hiqh"
*CM* aka *sm*

"Hardships there are
but the land is green
and the sun shineth"