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Closer to the Sun
The Amethyst Riddle
That sheep... I give you .00001% of eet's true value...
Good deal, yes?

Add nuclear arms, John McCain's still-beating heart, and a hug, and you got yourself a deal!

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just to make sure, you wanted art of the girl with the wings, and the really hyper girl, right?

Or if we want to be racist about it, the dutch girl and the black girl. But to answer your question, yes.

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I'm doing well, and you?

I'm fried with a side of a bake potato, thank you.

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Siesta Fiesta
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You have balls?
Only the biggest you've ever seen.

Good to know. Well, actually not really....

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Want to cheese with me....which isn't sexual all, despite sounding very dirty and would be ranked up there with '2 Girls 1 Cup' action.

wait wait wait whaa 0.o
thats a new one for me...XD

Just say the verb for of it. Cheesing....does it not sound dirty?

I meant the 2 girls one cup thing
and I just vomitted damn you google

And I just lost the game.

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True, some are coin operated.

Not to mention the more coin you put down the better they seem to work ....which might explain the large amount she invested in >> XD Just sayin'

Wait, which are talking about now? The coin-operated slots or the coin-operated sluts? But in general, that is true in both cases.

hehe the later XP

Yeah, but it gets really odd when they eat my quarters.... eek

wait a few hours ....
you'll get em back XD

Not sure if I want them back after that....not the fact that it's in fecal matter, but isn't that stealing? Cause stealing is wrong. rofl

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Thank you, thank you, I'm here till Thursday. Tip your waitresses.

: P

*chews on your arm*


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I like dead stuff; it's erotic...

Cool, isn't there a word for that that starts with an n?

I think there is.
Where's your dictionary?


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I be trollin'.

U f*****t D:< I ******** HATE YOU

Hey, that's not nice. You don't even know me.


Just try again. Also, try a different name. Besides, shellfish isn't that good for your health. Just saying.

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Janna Bananners
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Janna Bananners

Will they really revoke for grammar mistakes???

Oh yes, they will. If you misspell a word, they will make you start all over. If you post just "bump" or something similar, they will kill your family one by one until you are alone. Then they will kill you slowly by peeling your skin off. Grammar Nazis don't mess around with grammar.

Wait until the Punctuation Gestapo sees this....

[-Lemony Snicket-]
Closer to the Sun
You honestly don't think it would be that easy, do you?

I reckon for a second there, yeah. She kinda did.

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Query: Whatever do you mean, master? Do you mean to imply that I have been deceiving you this entire time? Are you posing the suggestion that rather than being your loyal meatbag-servant I am a perfect robotic assassin waiting for the opportune chance to snap your frail neck and decorate the room with your squishy interiors?

This is both scary and awesome to hear from my good friend Friendbot X-45.

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Yo, I'm not sure how you got here, but so be it. And I'm guessing you want to know about me a little.

I'm the one with Turtwig on my head.


- The name is Joseph Noblit
- Born in Cuba, Guantanamo Bay Naval Base
- Born on the eighteenth of January in the year of 1991
- I comes from Southern California, a small town called Fallbrook to be exact
- I currently go to school in Irvine, California
- I am an Eagle Scout, with 78 merit badges
- My church is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
- Single since April 9th, 2010
- I have taught myself guitar, and I play a number of instruments
- Music is my life
- Music tastes ranges from Rock, Punk, Alternative, Hip Hop, Metal, Classical, Chill, Trance, Reggae, and Indie
- Has over 40 Gigs of music in my iTunes, and it continues to grow daily
- Comedy, Drama, Historical, Sci-Fi, Music-based, and Horror are all genre of movies and television I enjoy
- I am not a perfect Mormon boy, but I always try to better myself
- Cosplayer
- Loves the anime and manga of Lucky Star
- I graduated high school in 2009.
- Soy es feo y gordo
- Somewhat fluent in Spanish....somewhat....
- Has attempted suicide before
- Collects Marvel Comics
- Plays the Pokemon games since 1996
- Thinks Yotsuba is the most awesomest anime/manga character ever created, followed by Kagami from Lucky Star
- Has anger problems, and hates self for it
- Loves Star Trek
- Does not get along with mother
- Believes that Magneto was right
- Practices kendo
- Loves everything about Pokemon EXCEPT the anime (save Team Rocket, they still rule).
- Watches the History Channel often
- I collect glass soda bottles
- Loves to roleplay
- Was an avid Exchanger
- I have read The Art of War several times
- Loves Pocky and lots of other Japanese candy
- Does not like people who use 'lol'
- Loves Dance Dance Revolution, not just because of the gameplay but the soundtracks

We Can Be Friends and Talk If:

- You are open minded
- You share some of the same interests as me....maybe, maybe not....opposites do attract they say
- If you are a semi-literate to literate role-player
- If you want to talk about music.
- That you think that music can change the world
- You do art....I love art of my OCs.....
- You want to debate
- You think you are up for it


- Favorite movie would be Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
- Anime I am watching is K-On! and Bamboo Blade.
- Song in my head would be "Crash" by The Primitives
- Show I show I would be watching is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (It is a good show, just give it a shot and you'll see it's awesome)
- Game I am playing would be Marvel Vs. Capcom 3
- Favorite manga would be 20th Century Boys
- Story I am writing right now is an exorcist type story. PM if you want more info about it.


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Aliice in Wonderland Report | 07/09/2013 11:28 pm
Aliice in Wonderland
I'm sure this seems out of the blue but I was checking my PMs from 2008 and there was one in there from you about you commissioning me, etc etc, and I just saw your online status. Just curious to know that are you still an active user? Because your avatar is still the same hahaa

sorry I know it's a bit odd, but it kinda surprised me haha
Flufferz_46 Report | 09/17/2012 6:16 pm
cool avi
-n0_reGreTSs- Report | 01/19/2011 1:08 am
ur welcome ((:
-n0_reGreTSs- Report | 01/18/2011 1:30 am
hey joseph is it ur birthday today? C: if yes HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ((:
kalinkachu Report | 12/23/2010 11:38 pm
hahah cute biggrin
i like it biggrin
kalinkachu Report | 12/23/2010 10:15 pm
: oo ohhh nice! : O i'll look when you're done ;D
kalinkachu Report | 12/23/2010 9:54 pm
naw i gotcha
:c i'm a nerd too don't worry bout it

check /vp/ for cool pics for backgrounds ; O
kalinkachu Report | 12/23/2010 9:47 pm
: O music? a video?
kalinkachu Report | 12/23/2010 9:36 pm
dooo it C:
i like really simple pro's though : O
kalinkachu Report | 12/23/2010 9:24 pm
true : O

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