The Mailman

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Last Login: 06/26/2009 9:55 am

Registered: 06/29/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Delivering mail, and in the pastry factory on my break.

Occupation: Evil overlord of all that is cute and fuzzy!!!!! And when that isn't too demanding, mailman...

Donations greatly appreciated for mah fairy! :D

Spirit Falcon - virtual item (Wanted) Spirit Falcon - virtual item (Wanted)
Used Chainsaw - virtual item (Bought)
Pixie - virtual item (Questing) Pixie - virtual item (Questing)

Hylian

TheLovelyZelda made this for me:

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YUUBINHAITATSU NO KURENDIKUSUU

Clendyx the Mailman
 

Mailman's place of Zen

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BEER!! Mailman drinks it too...what do you think I do with my money? I have a very stressing job as Mailman.

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The ultimate weapon...

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Turning_Into_a_Grunny Report | 12/01/2010 3:53 pm
Turning_Into_a_Grunny
*noms on mailman brains* mrgreen
Wolf Boy Link Report | 06/18/2009 9:30 pm
Wolf Boy Link
*Wonders if the mailman is still alive*
Xx Memorie girl xX Report | 01/24/2009 8:39 pm
Xx Memorie girl xX
send dis comment on 10 profies then press F5 and get 10,000 gold!
acousmatic Report | 12/07/2008 7:15 pm
acousmatic
Heyy, Clendyx!

Long time no talk.

It's been forever...

How are you?
Pit of Kid Icarus Report | 07/20/2008 3:22 am
Pit of Kid Icarus
Mr Mailman! Did I get any mail?! HuH?! Huh?! Huh!?
kiki-ri natashi Report | 06/20/2008 8:58 am
kiki-ri natashi
haha comment spree lol wats up you go to ridge high school rite
kiki-ri natashi Report | 06/18/2008 9:24 am
kiki-ri natashi
Hiya whats up
Marin of Koholint Island Report | 04/26/2008 12:35 pm
Marin of Koholint Island
That's right, I'm The Lovely Zelda! I fixed up this account's profile a bit. User Image

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alchiap Report | 03/20/2008 8:29 pm
alchiap
lol that little comic is cute with the mage
Dark Prinsess Zelda Report | 03/11/2008 3:41 pm
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Hello I stole a piece of the Triforce..muahahahaha......*cough cough*ouch that hurt.User Image
 
 
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"Mailman's place of Zen?"

Hmmm...he chinese or something?

I don't know...but he's obviously revering pie. Should we be concerned?

Sonuva b****, this slime is frozen to my head!

...

Ouch.

And...how is this better?

Stop taking my words!

Stop taking my words!

Why are we surrounded by so much Zelda? I kinda like Mario...and now my brain hurts...

And not a single dragon in sight! I mean, really!

Should we be afraid of Megrox?

No, but I think someone else should... namely, Gerudo Mistress.

Need...more... clothing... going...into... hypothermia...

Me and muley, in the cold!

Wow, I was wearing the right tunic?

Shut up and UNFREEZE THIS PLACE!

It's nice here though.

...too...cold...

...I'm going to turn into a girl?

...I'm holding a sword...and I can stab you...right now.

And undo your own creation? I think not.

I don't know what you're complaining about, I live in the cold!

Nah.

Oh my gosh! A supercute orphan to adopt!

...I'm not an orphan...

My God... how does cryokinesis involve water? And WHAT THE HELL IS CRYOKINESIS!?

Does mailman do shipments of large, blunt weapons?

We should be more worried if he DIDN'T do shipments of large, blunt weapons.

Cryokinesis! Rawr!