Ok i know u hate this crap when people send you stuff like this but trust me i mean trust me this is is freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates
DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea]
DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY *DID NOT START*
=0 A
thursday october 6, 2005
here just do it
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. Then again, maybe he does....
nekos naru-kun Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
migty yaoi lover I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36*BIG a** LIE*. What do you look like?
nekos naru-kun I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.
might yaoi lover I want you! Would you like to screw me?
nekos naru kun OK
mighty yaoi lover We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
nekos naru kun I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
mighty yoi lover I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
nekos naru kun Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
mighty yaoi lover I'm moaning softly.
nekos naru kun I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
mihty yaoi lover I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
nekos naru kn My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
mighty yaoi lover That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
nekos naru kun I'll pay for it.
mihty yaoi lover Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
neko narukun I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
mighty yaoi lover I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
nekos naru kun How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
mighty yaoi lover I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
nekos naru kun I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
mighty yaoi lover I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
nekos naru kun I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
mighty yaoi lover What?
nekos nru kun I'm so sorry. Really.
mighty yaoi lover I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
nekos naru kun I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
mighty yaoi lover OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.
nekos naru kun I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
mighty yaoi lover I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!
nekos narukun I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibb
Comments
View All Comments