This is how insane I truly am <3
IF YOU EVER MESS WITH MY FRIENDS, I will pwn your mother with a machete, watch you cry at her death only to bring out your real mom because the other was a mannequin, then when you blame my friend I will rape you then stab you in the eye with my katana and stuff your face into the ground and let the worms in it eat the flesh off of your face, attracting zombies to the area. The zombies will then eat your brain, in return causing vultures to come and feed your deceased corpse. The vultures would feed on every remain of your body down to the bone, attracting dogs to come chew on your bones (that will obviously end up somewhere in New Zealand). When the vultures spit up hairballs I will sell your hair to a canadian named Bob for 49 cents, move to mexico and changed my name to Paulina.
.....And on that note, I bid you good day sir.
No, I'm pretty sure you're a sir.
Dream Avi <3
I was having trouble being creative with my dream Avi's so I asked my friend Nita for suggestions. She gave me this:
Total Value: 3,366,183 Gold
After Exclusions: 2,499,888 Gold
[Item Information]Item List:
Gold Heart Face TattooGold Solar Flare Belly TattooGold Solar Flare Back TattooGold Stripes Bottom TattooGold Stripes Head TattooGold Stripes Torso TattooGold Tribal Bottom TattooGold Tribal Head TattooLovely Genie Purple Belly GemPurple Bar EarringsPurple Bar NecklaceViolet And Purple Reversible BraceletsTrilune's CovenantAnkh of AsetSulphuric Jelly SwarmSecret SparklesGolden SparklesGold Sequin Bikini BottomGold Sequin Bikini TopSolar MagePath of LunaAnd I love it!
Loves you Nita! <3
Dream Avi 2 <3
After finally gaining some creativity, I came up with a few more dream avi's..
Total Value: 2,944,568 Gold
After Exclusions: 2,103,500 Gold
[Item Information]Item List:
Angelic MannerRosamund's RevengeUncanny FormLa SanguineBrown And Black Reversible Hair PinsRuncible SpoonLittle LucieÀ la FondueBlack Serafuku Bow
Dream Avi 3 <33
Total Value: 1,858,263 Gold
After Exclusions: 859,500 Gold
[Item Information]Item List:
Pirate Sando's VestDark IceAngelic MannerLa SanguineUncanny FormRaider Shih's GarmentRaider Shih's GarmentCaptain Ara's Nestegg 4th Gen.Large Pirate HatRosamund's Revenge
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Thanks for buying at my market! <3
Good luck on your Avi!