Don't Underestimate me.
I Will Win!
FAKE ♥FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
♥FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
♥FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
♥FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
♥FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
♥FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
♥FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
♥FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
♥FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
♥FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."
♥FAKE FRiENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the f**k out
♥FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back
"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
-Laurie Anderson
Ducky Section
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