Some stuff i wrote too long ago.

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~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~America's Idle~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~pop pop pop culture~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~goes all around the world~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~every thirty seconds something new~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~attention spans of little rats~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~can't remember the last fad~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~America's idol their own little god~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~deities born out of necessity~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the need to take our attention away~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~away from real life~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the sad reality we all ignore~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~praying to our gods~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~offering our prayers by phone to the chosen ones~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~the pop pop pop culture explodes but then recedes~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the gods all fall their grace all gone~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~just like the men that once worshiped them~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~no longer little gods.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~Copyright ©2009 Ian Anton Noel Ingold~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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COPYRIGHT IAN ANTON NOEL INGOLD MARCH 18/19TH 2012
~~~~~Hey girl I got somethin' real important to bank~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~So just sit down and trade me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~Girl you know we've been skilling such a long long time~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~(such a long time)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~And now we're ready to get our ninety nines~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Wooow) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~You know it's Runescape and my invy is full ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~Gonna give you something like gold or jewels~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~A trade real special, so accept it pl0x~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~Take a look inside it's my imp-in-a-box~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~Hes gonna deliver your diamond ring ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~drop the items that don't mean anything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Not gonna get you a lame ol cat~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~Girl ya gotta know you're my party hat~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Not gonna get you a house in the hills ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~my pad in Al Kharid is plenty built~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wanna get you somethin' from the heart ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`Somethin' special girl~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~It's my imp-in-a-box, my imp-in-a-box babe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~It's my imp-in-a-box, my imp-in-a-box girl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~See I'm wise enough to know when a item needs bankin'~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(yeah) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~And I got just one, so it's zammy i'm thankin~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~but i'll trade it to you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~`It's easy to do just follow these steps~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1: Trap an imp in the box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2: Put your junk in that box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~3: Let him out of that box~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~And that's the way he banks it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~It's my imp-in-a-box... my imp-in-a-box babe~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~It's my imp-in-a-box, my imp-in-a-box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Christmas; blue imp-in-a-box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chanukkah; jew imp-in-a-box~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kwanzaa; black imp-in-a-box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~Every single holiday trap an imp-in-a-box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Over at your P.O.H an imp-in-a-box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~Mid day at the grand exchange an imp-in-a-box~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~Backstage at a citadel's play an imp-in-a-box ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~(yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~An imp-in-a-box...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~