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Super Saiyan 4 Mustang Report | 12/15/2010 10:51 pm

Yup. Yoshi. Mario! You are NOT number one! You could have saved him! Mario: A-so could have you-a! No I couldn't! I don't have ******** star when a touch it'll go Du du du du du du, dud ud dudu dud ud ud ud ud du du du du du!!! You could have saves him! *mario get's a fireflower. throws fire ball semi, causing everyone who lives constipation". You b*****d!!! D:

Super Saiyan 4 Mustang Report | 11/30/2010 4:28 pm

All right. Here it is: Mario first appeared in Donkey Kong. He left traveling the world for another monkey to ********. . . He found himself in Super Smash Brothers. Then Donkey Found him and raped him for leaving. Mario escaped to go back in time and took refuge inside of a land Called Mushroom Kingdom.

He had eaten so many 'shrooms he thought he was lonely. Decided to go to the castle and assassinate every Toad protecting Peach. He then raped her. Their baby was Luigi. Mario was ashamed so he called him his brother.

Luigi grew up and ******** Peach. Then 9 months later, out plopped Bowser. Bowser was a fine young son until he became a teen. HIS REBELLIOUS YEARS!! DUN DUN DUN!!!! He then decided every 10 years he would kidnap Peach and ******** her. And then Mario saved her time after time.

It appeared before us as a video game. But then Mario had one too many Apple Martini's and ******** Bowser. And somehow MARIO got prego. So then Daisy was born. Luigi thought she was and ******** her. By this time, everyone in the family had aids. So they had a sexy sex party. And then Yoshi came and ******** them all. He then got aids. Then took it home to his wife, Bob and did her. Now she has aids. And she's a tramp. So then the world got aids!


And that's how the Apocalypse happened. (yeah it was dumb don't rub in it)

Super Saiyan 4 Mustang Report | 10/11/2010 4:15 pm

hey cindy remember me

xShadow_KR_Wolfx Report | 09/29/2010 5:43 pm

Pika!

dark_wolf_girl19 Report | 09/01/2010 4:55 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! now ur 1 year older

Satomi Atsuko Report | 08/13/2010 12:29 pm

hi hi cindy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satomi Atsuko Report | 07/07/2009 6:03 pm

i did go to mexico but am back

Satomi Atsuko Report | 07/07/2009 3:46 pm

its cool could be better thow lol

Satomi Atsuko Report | 07/06/2009 4:35 pm

hi hi

Satomi Atsuko Report | 06/01/2009 4:45 pm

i had it today -_-