Database: Apprentice: Even: Nobody: Vexen
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Hello, my name is Vexen, though you filthy neophytes should address me with the respect I deserve. Thus, Number 4 shall suffice.
Also, do not let the above photograph fool you. I am not a snuggly bundle of fluff and adoration. I will most likely loathe you beyond belief.
As well--ignore Marluxia. He's an OCD fool, having delusions of grandeur. Regrettably though, I am stuck on assignment with him at Castle Oblivion--off in the middle of
nowhere. I hate it. Though while I am condemned here, that doesn't stop me from visiting the World that Never Was (I DO have to report back to Xemnas every now and then you know) and other worlds (I have research to continue. Specimens
must be obtained...)
General rules (NOT Guidelines):
1. Don't touch ANYTHING.
2. --that includes ME. Xigbar--this rule is created for you in particular. Keep that in mind.
3. Don't antagonize my test subjects.
4. I am NOT on medication, so do not ask me if I've taken it today or not.
5. If you have lost a battle and need a potion, ether, etc--simply ask. If you have lost a limb, I will not have it grow back. It is simply a waste of time.
6. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
7. And that ESPECIALLY means ANYTHING below my waist and above my knees.
8. I am not a "Pretty Pretty Princess". Shut up. The joke is old.
9. For the last time, you may not braid my hair.
10. No running in the lab.
11. No running in the lab with scissors/glassware/hazardous chemicals/Demyx
12. I may live in the castle basement, but I am not a vampire. Thus, stop leaving crosses and garlic in my bed. When I find out who is doing this, I will find a flagpole, and promptly hang you high.
13. I am not madly in love with you, or him, or her. Especially you. Go away.
Those residing in Castle Oblivion
(Those in the crew have links out to profiles)





Log Books and Important Notes
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Vexen's Logs
Everything is squared away into neat manila folders and three-ringed binders--the man is the epitome of organization within the Organization. Everything has its place here. Rummage quickly and perhaps the owner of the notes won't catch you...
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~The Heartless Adoption is down in hiatus~
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