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I memorized the contents of my shampoo bottle.

(Water, sodium laureth sulfate, sodium lauryl sulfate, Cocomidopropyl betaine, Cocomide mea, linolyumidopropyl PG-Dimonium chloride phosphate, Quillaja saponaria extract, Gingko biloba extract, Wheat (Tricitum vulgare) germ extract, Lemongrass (Cymbopogon Schoenanthus) extract (I can't spell), Sage (salvia officianalis extract), Pollen extract, Citric acid, sodium chloride, tetrasodium EDTA, DMOM Hydantoin, Methylparaben, FD&C Yellow No. 4, FD&C Red No. 5).

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BEAT THAT!
^_^
In all due respect.