APPARENTLY THIS IS WHERE I TELL YOU ABOUT ME.
IF YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO I AM THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BUT I GUESS IT'S OKAY IF YOU ASK OR JUST WANT TO TALK TO ME OR SOMETHING. I WON'T BITE RIGHT AWAY. PROBABLY.THOSE ******** ON THE SIDE THERE ARE MY FRIENDS. BE NICE TO THEM. AND THE DOUCHEY a*****e UP TOP THERE IS JUST THAT, BUT I'M OKAY WITH IT (MOST OF THE TIME), AND YOU BETTER BE TOO OR I'LL INTRODUCE YOU TO MY DANCESTOR AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE INTRODUCED TO MY DANCESTOR. TRUST ME.
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TELL ME I'M PRETTY.
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YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT LIFE THAN ME. ♠♠♠
BUT.
WHAT EVEN IS THAT ALIEN PASTED ALL OVER YOUR PROFILE WHICH BETRAYS YOUR HEINOUS TASTE IN REDROM; IT DOESN'T MEAN LITERALLY ANYDOUCHE DRESSED IN RED, GRUBSTINK.
So what is the deal with you and Dave? Are you guys red for each other?