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That would be fun.
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How are you.
I'm hyper.
Dunno why.
Prolly because I had some weird Korean energy drink.
Couldn't read the lable, but hey, it looked good.
ANYWAYS.
How to enjoy yourself at a car dealership.
All you need is-
Materials:
Cars
Friends Who Are Stupid Enough to Follow You Along
1. Test the horn on each car, honking it to your favorite tune.
2. Form a Car Horn Trio.
3. Honk the horn at each car that passes.
4. Ask stupid questions of the dealer (Does this car go? Why is it honky?)
5. Three Words: Barbie Girl Kareoke (sp?)
6. Set off the car alarms at random times
7. Hide behind the plants in the showroom and jump out at employees claiming you are Tarzan.
8. Lock the doors of a convertable with the roof down and say you can't get in.
9. Test drive the same car in all different colours.
10. Pretend you are a racecar driver while sitting in a stationary car.
11. Play hide and seek in the cars.
12. Hold a mock-tailgate party.
13. Try to haggle a car's price down to $30.00.
14. Try again when the salesperson rejects you.
15.Repeat step 13 until s/he gives up.
16. Go psycho on the steering wheel.
17. Take pictures of random parts of the car and then attempt to charge the dealer for your services.
18. Wear the gigantic letters placed under the car hoods.
19. Attempt to fit a friend into the trunk.
20. Test drive with the friend in the trunk.
21. Wrap up clothes in a burlap sack the size of a human body and attempt to stuff it in a trunk.
22. Attempt to hypnotize friends with the windshield wipers.
23. Ask the salesman what each button does in the car, making sure to puzzle at each one after s/he explains.
24. Make snide comments about the car such as "I used to have a car like this....does this one actually work?"
25. Go into one car dealership and ask if they carry and cars from a rival carmaker.
I actually had a dream about this.
xD!!!!
:/
Sorry I'm a day late.
D:
I was busy yesterday.