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put this on ur profile if u <3 someone*kiss on the cheeck:were friends*kiss on the stomack:im ready*kiss on the forhead:i hope were together forever*kiss on the temple:i like u*kiss on the neck:we belong together*kiss on the soulder:i whant u*kiss on the lips:i love u*playing arounded with ur hair:cant livewith out u*holding hands:happyness*arms around waist:u are mine i need u*hug:i care*smileingat each other:i like u*wink:flirtatoin*looking around:hideingtrue flillings*tender kisses on thesideof the lips:ur smile*wettingur lips waitingfor a kiss*teardrops:imlossingu*crys:i lost u
WHAT CUSSWORDS REALLY MEAN! >you must read all the way through! No cheating!! mom calls the husband a 'b*****d' and then the dad calls the wife a "b***h" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b***h and a b*****d?" and the mom says "well, a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p***s in my v****a!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p***s and v****a?" His moms says "Well Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat"and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t" and billy said "Dad, whats s**t" And then his dad says "Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f*****g!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f******g?" "Well billy f******g is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your p***s's and v****as, my dad's upstairs wiping s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f******g the Turkey.
fake friends: Never ask for food. true friends: are the reasons you have no food. fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs true friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM fake friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" fake friends: never seen you cry. true friends: cry with you fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. true friends: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. fake friends: know a few things about you. true friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. true friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. fake friends: Would knock on your front door. true friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" fake friends: Are for a while. true friends: Are for life. fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. true friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." fake friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. true friends: Will knock them right on there butts fake friends: Will read this. true friends: Will steal this.