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About
Name: A Pimp named Carl
Age: ??? years young
Likes:
-Lou
-Namen
-Carl
-Hats are nice
Dislikes:
-The Po-Pos
A Long Romantic poem by me (k, not rly, I used a mad libs template, however long ago):
Carlisle and Relouche-Namenlos
by William Shakespeare Carlisle Trieste
Enter Carlisle
Relouche-Namenlos appears above at a window
Carlisle:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the pimp hat, and Relouche-Namenlos is the squirrel.
Arise, little squirrel, and slap the optimistic terd.
See, how he leans his foot upon his cancer cell!
O, that I were a glove upon that cancer cell,
That I might touch that foot!
Relouche-Namenlos:
O Carlisle, Carlisle! wherefore art thou Carlisle?
What's in a name? That which we call a spleen
By any other name would smell as something that rhymes with orange
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a white guy who ambiguously camps up the place"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove stupid.
Carlisle:
Swain, by yonder optimistic terd I swear
That tips on the ceiling the rat-like cane--
Relouche-Namenlos:
O, swear not by the terd, the aqueous terd,
That irritatingly changes in its shiny orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise shiny.
Sweet, pessimistic night! A thousand times pessimistic night!
Parting is such orange sorrow,
That I shall say pessimistic night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Carlisle:
Sleep dwell upon thy foot, peace in thy cancer cell!
Would I were sleep and peace, so hungrily to rest!
optimistically will I to my little spleen's cell,
Its help to slap, and my something that rhymes with orange spleen to tell.
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I can see that you are 'Gangster.' I am quite 'Gangster' myself, in fact.
The girls are Zapopa and Shaneena. On sale now for $30 a night each, or $50 for the set! biggrin
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