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The virtues of Youtube Poop

A wise man once said...

All toasters toast toast
Looks can be deceiving when Koopas are involved.
Combines Hate Humens
Insult'n a man's DINNER be worse than insult'in his SPAGHETTI!
Peace is what all true warriors strive for.
I've found an isotope so volatile that is has not half life, but quarter life.
This is just deeelicious!

About Me, Myself, and I.

OH NO, THEY FOUND ME!

Oh, its just you, insignificant person. Welcome to my profile. If you know me you know that I love to read. If you don't know me you do now! I also love to remeber so called "useless information" and "irrelevent facts". There is no such thing as useless info and ALL facts are relevent I also love to play video games. NINTENDO RULES! Kingdom Hearts is awesome too! I also love to be outside, which which everyone says clashes with video games and that I go against the stereotype...

TAKE THAT, STEREOTYPING PEOPLE! Go find something else to type!

I'm sort of a video game designer in training. I'm trying to make my first full length platformer. It's The Adventures of Merv the Magical Monocle Man. If anyone has any ideas for enemies and such, feel free to comment. All I have for bad guys are a few of my brothers Microsoft Paint doodles. *shudder*

Some of my favorite stuff:

Sci-fi/Fantasy novels
Kingdom Hearts
Cave Story
My NES and vintage games
Waving at security cameras
Reading in general
Thinking
Playi'in the Piano

The stuff that I most loatheth:

People who stereotype teenagers
Teenagers who enforce said stereotypes
Youtube Poops
Bad film adaptations of great novels
The idea that graphics are the most important factor in a video game.

BRODYQUEST by Neil Cicierega

ANNOUNCMENT!!!!!READ!!!!!!NOW!!!! IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just wasted five precious seconds of your one life on this earth.

A Favor

A close friend of mine spends almost every weekend FILMING TRAINS. It would be great to give him a few more views on youtube. here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/user/NSHammerhead

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Mattesp Report | 08/16/2010 5:06 pm
Mattesp
A HA HA CHECK PEL!
Mattesp Report | 08/13/2010 9:31 am
Mattesp
Also I went to Borders yesterday and they had THREE versions of We for sale! I would have gotten one, but I decided to use the money for a better version of "Journey to the West".
Mattesp Report | 08/13/2010 9:29 am
Mattesp
That's all a very good argument, but I don't think that'll ever happen. The idea behind that theory is that after a long period of time, people will slowly begin to believe anything that they are told. The problem with that is simply time. Would you think that Hitler or Stalin would wait lifetimes, past their own times, to allow their future generation to take control as they attempt to brainwash their people? Dictators aren't patient. Behind every hostile takeover, there has been violence. I'm sure that any man who wants power would not be a patient guy. But, if there is indeed somebody waiting in the shadows, what you have said is quite possible. I just think that a invasion of the mind is much more difficult and lengthy than an invasion of violence.
InsomniaSmoothie Report | 08/09/2010 10:57 am
InsomniaSmoothie
Doctors
BandGeek767 Report | 08/07/2010 11:17 am
BandGeek767
yeah, pretty excited smile you missed me this past Tuesday, I crashed band practice and I played flute again haha
Mattesp Report | 08/05/2010 1:33 pm
Mattesp
Ah, but you forget that there are many people in We who aren't mathematicians, we are just shown the world by a math-thinking man. I'm pretty sure a lot of people in that society hate math, they just really have no choice either. I mean, R probably hates math, so he uses poetry to show his love for the system (even though things happen, as we know...). I do agree, though, Brave New World does seem the most plausible. Although If I understand right, they have a religion based on Ford, which seems very implausible. People have stuck to their religions for countless ages, and I'm sure in our society's future they still will. Unless of course some massive disaster comes around, or somethin'.
SlashFighter1988 Report | 07/08/2010 8:03 am
SlashFighter1988
Robo Aleste is the greatest shooter ever! It has a giant steam powered japanese ninja robot in it! It's so cool!!!!
Mattesp Report | 07/06/2010 8:23 am
Mattesp
ATTENTION! We have seen you sighing at the works of nature, ambling about, accomplishing nothing! Why can you not be like the machines, whose dynamos spark in perfect reason? The answer, comrades, is IMAGINATION. Come to the great auditoriums today and have this life changing surgery process... one that will rid you of the disgusting imagination, and make you as perfect and as powerful as our children, the machines! Hail to the Benefactor!
Yes, We is my favorite dystopia, too. It was really the unknown pioneer of the dystopia movement... the one that started it all, really. You can't call yourself a Dystopia lover without reading We. And the main character is probably the deepest dystopian character I've seen. Winston Smith is just a man who sees something wrong and tries to stop it. D-503 sees only perfection, but then when he does see the problem, he begins to slowly lose his "sanity" as he desperately tries to seek the beauty of Onestate again, throwing him into more and more internal turmoil.
Yeah, I like We. It was a rare and lucky find about five years ago for me, and after seeing that new translation pop up in many a bookstore, I'm hoping We will slowly get the recognition it deserves.
Hey, I know that Cave Story guild never seemed to work out, but I'm thinking of making one solely for talking about Dystopias...
One more thing. We translations I've heard of so far:
Natasha Randall
Clarence Brown
InsomniaSmoothie Report | 07/03/2010 10:05 am
InsomniaSmoothie
Brian, you don't have to lie. You and I both know that was you. xD
Mattesp Report | 06/18/2010 8:45 am
Mattesp
Sorry about your internal jet lag, there, Capitano. I always hated jet-lag more than anything, and if it's not the fault of timezones and flying metal cans, I am very deeply sorry for you.
Glad you liked Call of Cthulhu, though! It was always one of my favorites. One of the more adventure-y ones, with the ocean chase scene and the swamp cultists. If you liked it for the adventure, I'd suggest moving on to The Mountains of Madness. If you liked it for the eerie sense of the unknown, for the thrills, I'd suggest The Whisperer in the Darkness.
Most importantly, if you REALLY liked it, take a look at:
http://www.cthulhulives.org/cocmovie/
You might recall that I wear this shirt a ton. It's a very good, hour or so long movie that tells the famous tale. I've got the DVD, maybe next time I'm up in PA we can all watch it.
Seriously, try The Whisperer in the Darkness now, because that's going to be their next movie, in the style of a 40s/50s "talkie"!
Also, I'm going to be skiing here a lot... I'm thinking of maybe buying this. http://www.cthulhulives.org/store/store.lasso?1=product&2=33196 Pretty niiiiice, huh?
 
 
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