I The Great JAMES T. KIRK
So I finally retired from Starfleet (actually I was replaced by a bald Shakespearen sissy captain named Picard) since it became a kinder, gentler universe...where they demand that I don't beat up any local aliens or harass females!? They even asked me not to lead my own away parties!? I mean WTF was I supposed to do?! Fortunaley while pondering this Gaia offered me a chance to lead my ship again in the New Gaia space fleet! So here I'am ready to seek out new life and check out new women!...err..I mean civilizations..yeah...thats it...civlizations.
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