•This joke was started because Captain Falcon allowed it.
•Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris are not one in the same, for in fact Chuck Norris is one of Captain Falcon's offspring, the other one being Mr. T. He refers to them as Susan and Nancy respectively.
•Sonic travels at the speed of sound. Captain Falcon travels at the speed of awesome.
•Anything you can do, Captain Falcon can do without limbs.
•The last person to have ever said anything bad about Captain Falcon never existed.
•Captain Falcon can beat any video game without the game disc, or system.
•There once was a new street it was named Captain Falcon dr. Every one who crossed it died. Why? No one crosses Captain Falcon.
•Captain Falcon doesn't wait for time time waits for Captain Falcon.
•Jesus walked on water. Captain Falcon swims through land.
•There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Captain Falcon.
•If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Captain Falcon.
•Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Captain Falcon.
•God offered Captain Falcon the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength Falcon Punch ability.
•Captain Falcon’s "Falcon Punch" is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
•If you want a list of Captain Falcon’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.
•During a Falcon Punch, the potential energy between his fist and your face is infinity.
•Captain Falcon once beat some one to death using only a piece of wet tissue paper, for fun.
•Players in Smash get 1-hit KO'd by touching the Ultimate Chimera. The Ultimate Chimera gets 1-hit KO'd by touching Captain Falcon.
•After much debate, president Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than sending Captain Falcon. His reasoning: "its more humane".
•Chuck Norris can throw an iron beam 300 feet in air. Captain Falcon can throw an iron beam 300 feet in the air and catch it with his teeth.
•Captain Falcon is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
•Ghosts only exist because death cannot process how fast Captain Falcon kills people.
•Captain Falcon is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
•Captain Falcon is like a period; he's the end to everything.
•Captain Falcon doesn't eat food unless it was once breathing.
•Captain Falcon doesn't brawl. He wins.
•In school, Captain Falcon wasn't ever a student. He was the teacher, principle, office staff, and councilor.
•Captain Falcon is the reason why the chicken crossed the road. No questions.
•Captain Falcon can Falcon Punch you... over the phone.
•The cellphone was invented to better help humanity warn each other of Captain Falcon's presence.
•Captain Falcon eats diamond rings for breakfast, and mountains for dessert.
•Captain Falcon has over 10000000 children. From 24 different planets.
•Someone once tried to stab Captain Falcon with a butcher knife. That poor, pityful soul.
•Captain Falcon doesn't take baths. The baths take him. On command.
•Captain Falcon never reads... he knows.
•They say everything happens for a reason. That reason is Captain Falcon.
•Captain Falcon uses the oceans to do his laundry.
•E=mc2 ... But Captain Falcon=FPiyF (Falcon Punch in your face.)
•Ganondorf and Captain Falcon love to have sparring sessions. We call these earthquakes.
•Captain Falcon can revive the dead. He only uses this to revive people he has punched, and only to just punch them again and again and again.
•The reason Captain Falcon was nerfed in SSBB wasn't because he was too broken in SSBM, but because there can NEVER be another Captain Falcon equal in his greatness.
•Captain Falcon once won first place in a Nascar race. On his hands.
•This facts list has more than 25 facts, because Captain Falcon wanted there to be more.
•Captain Falcon doesn't go down with his ship. He constantly screams at the air until it reseals the hole in his Blue Falcon.
•Captain Falcon once rode to work on a rainbow.
•Did you know that Captain Falcon actually won ALL the previous American Idol shows? They couldn't show him because his voice can literally shatter glass, and cause global warming.
•Captain Falcon has never bled. He has been reportedly stabbed before, but nothing came out except awesomeness.
•In an english dictionary, Captain Falcon is under these three words: Fear, Man, and Awesome.
•Captain Falcon can toast bread with his spit.
•Cigarettes were only invented to help kill humans fast enough so Captain Falcon wouldn't be able to Falcon Punch them in time.
•Have you ever wondered about the meaning of life? Captain Falcon laughs at this because he sees humans as appetizers and planet Earth as one of his grocery stores.
•Captain Falcon once created a Myspace. He instantly had over 50 million friends. Everyone who didn't add him got Falcon Punched through the computer screen 3 times.
•Captain Falcon is the reason for the season.
•Captain Falcon can kill 3 million people a day and still have time to create a beautiful painting.
•The reason the dinosaurs are extinct is because Captain Falcon lost a bet with Ganondorf.
•Have you wondered why gas prices have been rising? It's because Captain Falcon has been using all the gasoline on Earth to fuel his pet space ship.
•Captain Falcon can kill 2 birds with one punch.
•Captain Falcon CAN escape taxes.
•The only thing stronger than a Falcon Punch is
•Captain Falcon's favorite snack is car tires, and human souls. He prefers souls medium-rare.
•Captain Falcon has never had a license.
•In his spare time, Captain Falcon likes to go shopping at his favorite store. He calls it "Food and fun", we call it "Funeral Home"
•Whenever Captain Falcon takes off his helmet that means Ganondorf has entered the building.
•Captain Falcon has 3 friends. Ganondorf, God, and Death.
•The only thing that scares Captain Falcon is himself.
•They don't sell Captain Falcon halloween costumes in stores. If they did, the homocide rate on Halloween would be devistating. There is only one Captain Falcon.
•Captain Falcon invented a way to time travel.
•As a child, Captain Falcon's favortie toy was a Chevy 4x4.
•Captain Falcon CAN count to infinity.
•Suns don't go out by themselves. Captain Falcon just uses them as birthday cakes.
•Don't ever try and search for a video of someone getting Falcon Punched on Youtube. The amount of pure awesomeness contained in a such a horrific video is said to be a leading cause of cancer.
•Captain Falcon was asked to have his own reality show. The only network that agreed to air it was the History Channel. For obvious reasons.
•Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Captain Falcon in the face. Chuck Norris is now retired.
•The Blue Falcon runs on FP. (Falcon Punch)
•Captain Falcon framed Roger Rabbit.
•Captain Falcon's armpit sweat is said to have the powers of immortality.
•Captain Falcon cannot lose. Scientist have proven this. If, for someday, he loses then you might as well hold out your face...for a punch.
•No one can really describe how it feels to get Falcon Punched. No one has ever lived threw it, and no one shall.
•Captain Falcon can dribble a football, slam a revolving door, and and perform similtaneous brain and heart surgery all at the same time
•Captain Falcon once farted while eating a chili cheese dog at the beach. This is why New Jersey smells.
•Ever wondered why you dont see any Freddy Krueger movies anymore? He accidentally invaded the wrong mans dream and is now no longer existant, in life or death.
•Captain Falcon went on Dancing with the Stars, he literally danced with the stars.
•During his childhood, Captain Falcon didn't believe in Santa Clause, because Santa Clause didn't believe in Captain Falcon.
•Water is to Fire, as Captain Falcon is to life.
•Captain Falcon never needs to know what time it is.
•Captain Falcon can make guacamole with oranges.
•If you google "Captain Falcon" nothing will pop up except funeral service websites and burial ground directories.
•Captain Falcon counts his eggs before they hatch.
•The Grim Reaper works for Captain Falcon at minimum wage.
•The only reason this is the last fact about Captain Falcon is because if you read anymore both your computer and your head would explode from his epicness