hi. i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart.


HEY. my name is cmj and i'm your guide for the evening.


i'm literal human garbage and
i have the ambition of a dead person.
by society's standards, i don't exist.


i have an insane quest to own all cats on gaia.


my favorite color is butter.
i'm a professional whiner and work full time.
skype me: macularic


BANG BANG
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