About

I am a people watcher. Not in the scary stalker way, I promise!!! But there's no subject more interesting to draw than people, especially people in the city. I draw almost constantly...it's rare to find me with my hands still. Drawing is what I do, what I have always done, it's my identity. It's who I am, and who I will be until the day I die. I've never taken lessons and until this year I've never taken a real art class in school either. I'm looking forward to expanding my horizons a bit wink I devour books on any subject; reading is a passion of mine. I'm a writer too, though it's rare for me to post anything for other people to see. Writing is something I do for me, lets me go off into my world and make something solid out of it, put the mayhem in my head into words. I get my ideas for stories and such from the characters themselves, which become so real and tangible it's like I can talk to them in my own mind. Some people call that schizophrenia, I call it creativity biggrin

I like animals, and I have many, including dogs, cats, and horses. I live out on a farm with a lot of open space which is great for having animals, for walks, and for inspiration. I do ride horseback, western saddle for those of you who actually care smile I like trail riding, though I've had less and less time for it in the past two years.

I am a firm believer that family does not always mean people you share blood with. I have so many friends that are more family to me than any of my real family and my step dad is more a father to me than my dad has ever been.

I'm easy to talk to, and I *do* like to talk...ask anyone that knows me =) I know lots of stories, and I love swapping them with people who like to listen or who talk as much as I do. I can be shy with people at first, but don't let that fool you. Seriously, back away. ;D
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And now? QUOTES!

-“I live alone, Zac. Of course I cook,” he replies dryly.

“Not everyone who lives alone can cook,” I snap back, throwing my bag onto the nearest couch and flopping down next to it. “That’s like saying your eyes are brown; of course you like penguins.”

-"WHAT? JESS DESTEFANO LIKES GIRLS? SHE DOESN'T LIKE BOYS? SHE LIKES GIRLS? SERIOUSLY? JESS DESTEFANO BATS FOR THE OTHER TEAM?"

- “I know. But if we knew the answers, this wouldn’t be life. We’d have some guy in tweed and plaid yelling ‘CUT!’ every five minutes and telling us to try it again.”

-"I blame men and their evil penises of death."

-"Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise."

-"Did you just call me queer?! If that's not the pot calling the kettle black." "Are you the pot or the kettle?" "The kettle. I like to whistle."

-"You like to...MOVE IT!"

-"MICAH! BUILD ME AN ARK!"

-"A dog named p***s? That's brilliant!"

-"I'M A GREAT DRUNK...driver!"

-"THAT'S *IT*, I'M NEVER WORSHIPING JESUS AGAIN!"

-"My mom's name isn't Janet!" "No, Alyssa...your real mom."

-"Put a bra on before you take someone's eye out."

-"Fine, from now on I'll be the biggest b***h ever...now get the ******** out of my car!"

-"I'm going to get you smashed and leave you on a beach in Mexico, just so you can wake up with the worst hangover of your life, surrounded by people asking you '¿Hablas español?'."

-"They should call this show 'Gay, Straight, or Jess'...hey, that covers everyone in this room!"

-"CAIT SMASH! RAAAAAAAAAAWR."

-"OPTIMUS PRIME! You sit next to Megatron and we're gonna have a little chit-chat. I AM THE COBRA COMMANDER IN THIS HOUSEHOLD."

-"Maybe you should have drawn him a map, you f***ing think for yourself-er."

-"Right. You really are dense. Love isn't blind; it's blind, deaf and incredibly stupid."

-"Wanna see something weird? Watch. You put bread in this slot and push down this lever...then in a few minutes, toast pops up!" "Wow! Where does the bread go?"

-"Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe. But not today. Today, I'm going to destroy Canada. They've had it too good for too long!"

-"Zac."

Ah, the reclusive one has emerged from his dungeon of solitude. "Yeah?"

I can feel Quin looming over me as he asks, "Why are you in the refrigerator?"

Good question. "Maybe I'm a side of beef."

-"Cocksuckers." The woman muttered.

"Yes, we are." Matt retorted.

"And I'm -very- good at it." Said Sean, smiling sweetly at her.

"He is, you know."

Sean beamed. "Thanks, Matty."

"You're welcome, Princess." He gave Sean an eskimo kiss.

-"SARAH!"

"Oh, my God! You SCARED ME!"

"Yeah, well, you scare me every time I look at you."