I'm getting old...oh god!

HIYA Kung Pow

My name is Demitri, I'm 22 years old now and I live in Georgia. The way I see it is, gaia is a way to get away from reality and be someone new. So chances are, if we just met on here. I won't tell you the truth about me, but if you get to know me then yea, we will see.
I'm a goof ball on certain days, others I'm a stuck up p***k.
I like coloring, riding bikes, going for walks, gymnastics, dancing, singing, swimming, video games, and porn.
I'm very open when it comes to what I have to say, if I'm gonna jack off I'm not gonna come up with some excuse to leave...I'm gonna tell you...

I'm a real nice person, once you get passed my shyness
and my need to be sarcastic when I feel uncomfortable.

Get something straight.

If you're on my friends list and I happen to see you in towns but don't say anything. It's because I came to towns to have a good time and meet new people. If you want me to talk to you then you should say something to me.
Don't wait till I leave then say something like
"Why didn't you say hi to me"
Because I'm gonna tell you the same thing you see here.

If I send you a message once, and you don't respond. I'll just assume it was a bad time.
If I send you another message some time later, and you don't respond. I'll assume you're to busy.
If I send you a third message and you don't respond, I'm going to assume you just don't give two shits. So I'm going to delete you from my friends list and move on with my life.

I'm not apposed to internet dating. I have no problem with it. However that's not what I'm here for. I came to gaia to enjoy myself, if I happen to find someone I like enough in that way...I will see.

I'm not into the whole "master, slave" thing
I think it's ******** retarded.

I don't like when people put Seme/Uke in there name. If you don't leave people guessing, wtf is the point in you having an avatar?

I LOVE when people put in their 'about me' something like
"If you hurt this person I will [insert graphic way of death here]"
All it makes me wanna do, is hurt the person they're talking about xd