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The Story Of My Return!!!
Freaked out friends: OMG he finally updated his profile!!!
Me: Yes...yes I did. ^_^
Ulquiorra: M-master! Y-you came back! ...I'd be happier if I cared...
Me: -_- ...I missed you too... so hows it been in Limbo?
Ulquiorra: ...I found a bunny! ^_^
Me: ...I see......someone has a lot of time on their hands...
stare 
Ulquiorra: I'm so gonna laser beam the crap outta you!
Me: ...*yawn*...try me! *does weird flippy block move*
Ulquiorra: D-damn it...I see you're as AWESOME as ever...
Me: ...I Know. :XP: ...so what else happened?
Ulquiorra: ...don't ask...
Me: ...I'm sorry I did...
stare 
Ulquiorra: ...any other questions?...
jerk face...
Me: yea...can you get me some food? I've been gone for a long time.
Ulquiorra: and if I say no?
Me: *death stare* ...you don't wanna know...
stare 
Ulquiorra: fine fine! ...here.
Me: good dog. ^_^
Ulquiorra: ...I hate you so much...
Me: I know...now go introduce people to my profile while I sit back and relax.
Ulquiorra: I'm still cooler than you!!!
Me: ...you wish...
Ulquiorra: ...I know...
crying The Story Of My Return END.
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Ulquiorra: Hello and welcome to Master Bokusachi-sama's profile. Over the next few days my master will be updating his profile, so be sure to check back often to see if you notice any "AWESOME" changes like his playlist, interests, any personal quotes about him and more...
I hate my job...
Ulquiorra: ..Well for starters...Bokusachi-sama likes pandas...
...he really likes pandas...
...he REEEALLY likes pandas...his friends even nicknamed him panda...
I don't see the resemblance tho...
Me: ...I heard that!...
stare 
Ulquiorra: ...umm...moving on...His favorite anime character of all time is L...yes "L"
Me: The dude is badass yo!
Me:...SEE!!! Even L likes pandas!
Ulquiorra: ...well not everyone likes pandas you know...I hate them! ..
*secretly sunggles panda plushie*
Me: ...ok...while you do that I'll just move on. My second favorite character of all time is Arystar Krory! He is like a vampire but he hates to be called one and he is from an anime called D.Gray-Man, one of my favorite shows!!!
Ulquiorra: ...but Bleach is better 'cuz I'm in it!
Me: ...and my third favorite character is...
Ulquiorra...
Ulquiorra: D-did you just say my name?
Me: ...
yes...
stare Ulquiorra: ...wow you do care!
Me: ...well I can't hate my butler.
Ulquiorra: but if I'm one of your favorites...why I'm I your butler?
Me: You're only my 3rd favorite, the others are to cool to be my butlers.
xd Ulquiorra: ...
I hate you so much...
crying Me: ...Whatever, I'm going back to sleep. Get back to work!
Ulquiorra: ...well umm lets see...how about we stop talking about your favorite anime characters and actually move on to YOU!!!
Me: Works for me. I think the people have waited all enough to hear about the my AWESOMENESS!
Ulquiorra: well for starters my master is a je...
Me: HEY! stick to your lines!
Ulquiorra: *reading paper* ...Master Bokusachi-sama is awesome. He is the definition of awesome. If awesome had an older brother, he would be that brother. He is so awesome that....screw this!!! I'm not reading anymore!
Me: ...
stare ... fine I'll do it myself...The people will enjoy listening to me more anyway. *clears voice* Errrc em. Ok well for starters obviously no matter how cool it may be, my name isn't Bokusachi. It's not even my nickname. My nickname is "Panda"...which is way better!
3nodding And as for my real name, it so plain and common it doesn't matter if I say it or not...it's Christopher...I hate my name.
crying ...Moving on, I like anime and manga...I REEEEEEALLY like anime and manga.
eek I also like both Japan and China because of their cultures and my dream is to one day live in Japan and be a manga writer/artist. I also enjoy psychology. If my dream backfires then I hope to become a psychologist and help people out with their day to day lives. Hmmmmm lets see what else...well I guess I'll just add some stuff later and I'll even put some stuff on a list so that I don't need to waste time writing paragraphs. Laterz.
Ulquiorra:...Wow you really said a lot about yourself. *Sarcasm*
Me: ...Shut up......BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!
Ulquiorra: You died?! ^_^
Me: ...No.
stare ...I'm in looooooooooooove.
heart Ulquiorra: Oh! It's about time you married that cheeseburger. :XP:
Me: *PANDAAAAAAA chop!* BAKA!!! No, I have a girlfriend! ^_^
heart Ulquiorra: ...Stick figures don't count. :XP: *More sarcasm*
Me: ...One more outta you and it's back to the pound!
Ulquiorra: I'm not a dog!
Me: *Death glare*
stare ...Sit boy...
Ulqoirra: *Scared shitless* OK.
eek ...ruf...
Me: Good boy. ^_^ As I was saying, I got a girlfriend and I couldn't have asked for a better one then her.
heart Her name is Diana and we share a brain-
Ulquiorra:*Interrupting* So you mean she's only in your dreams right? :XP:
Me: You're died!!! *Rips eyes out*
Ulquiorra: Those grow back you know.
Me: *Rips arms off*
Ulquiorra:...Touche...
crying Me: ...
stare ...Anyways, we share I brain 'cuz we have a lot in common and we love it. ^_^ It feels good to be in love, right Uljeorrabo?
heart Ulquiorra: My name is Ulquiorra! ...can I have my arms back now?
Me: Oh! Sorry Ulquodda. Forgetting things is one of the symptoms of being in love. ^_^ ...and no, you can't have your arms back, you were mean to me.
Ulquiorra: ...Hey wait! If "forgetting things" is one of the "symptoms", how did you remember I was mean to you?
stare Me: ...Sit boy!
Ulquiorra: *Sitting*...You're so cruel.
crying
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